TODAY IS
FRIDAY, AUGUST 09, 2019
Trump’s 931st Day In Office
Not Just Another Redskins Ambush
This week, everybody who was sick of watching local leftist losers’ lambaste American Values, wasting all that time and overtaxed payers’ money whining about the much-loved Anderson Redskins Mascot, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is aggravated Andersonian Corbly Clough, who says the entire Redskins Mascot controversy that was just a Dishonest Diversion for the Forest Hills Schools District to distract voters’ attention from the unmitigated mess they’d created to piss away more over-taxed payers’ money down a rat hole.
Corbly wins a selection of Orange and Black Spirit Wear from the Thievin’ Injun Resale Shop, located in that ramshackle building behind Andy Pappas’ Cleaner Concepts on Beechmont Avenue, Lifetime membership in Anderson High School Redskins: Educate and Celebrate: Not Eradicate], and seasons tickets for reserved seats on the 50 yard line for all Anderson Redskins Football Games, beginning next August 30 against the Simon Kenton. That team name had been changed under great pressure from the politically correct citizens of Independence, KY from the “Scalpin’ Savages.” His winning limerick is:
If Redskins be your high school’s mascot
Get set for a real time-wasting plot.
“Changers” will surely object
If you’re not politically correct
Aggravating you is all that they’ve got.
Perturbed in Park Hills Says
If Redskins be your high school’s mascot,
Your sports teams be saddled with a really big blot.
“That’s white privilege and quite racist,”
Says your av’rage thought police fascist.
You know, like Nathan Phillips, the deadbeat,
An “elder” from the tribe on Grievance Street.
He bangs his drum ’til the cows come home
But he has neither toothbrush nor comb.
“Redskins” describes a color of skin;
But those who object are red within.
Leftists claim the word is insulting,
With protests and grumbling resulting.
All they can shout is “climate!” “gender!” “race!”
But between their ears there’s lots of dead space.
Do they think that “Redskins” has no class?
Who gives an indigenous rat’s ass!?
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“When Kids Finally Go Back To School”
KEEPING OUR REDSKINS! HOT LINE
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