TODAY IS
FRIDAY, AUGUST 02, 2019
Trump’s 924th Day In Office
You Can’t Handle the Truth
This week, everybody who wonders if Obama really didn’t have something to do with that Mueller Witch Hunt we keep hearing about these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is well known lie detector, Pinocchio Tadwell, who explains the reason elected officials never have to worry about telling the truth during political campaigns is because they haven’t been sworn in. If a man answered every question with the threat of perjury hanging over his head, you might not hear so many bald-faced lies during political campaigns.
Pinocchio wins a Bill Clinton “I did Not Have Sex With That Woman” Poster, a George Bush “Read My Lips, No New Taxes” T-Shirt, and a list of 1001 Lies Obama’s during the Worst Presidency In American History, to use when he calls up right-wing radio talk shows. His winning limerick is:
How many lies did Obama tell
As he tries to drive the U.S. straight to Hell
Marx’s lies he keeps plying
And the Liberals keep buying
While the Media’s legs throb and pants swell
Perturbed in Parks Hills says
How many lies did Obama tell
He’ll recall when he’s sent down to hell.
There he’ll see Alinsky, Frank Davis,
And the guy who shot up Las Vegas,
And his phony peace prize from Nobel!
How many lies did Obama tell?
Black Pinocchio has quite the smell.
So you thought Slick Willie was bad news?
Bullshit Barry way outgrew those shoes.
Obamacare lies, Benghazi lies,
Bill Ayers lies and terrorist ties.
Lobbyist lies and IRS spies,
Fort Hood lies; transparency’s demise!
The biggest lie by this transgender clown
(Though I might be using the wrong pronoun)
Was that he was born in the USA.
Right – and I sell makeup for Mary Kay.
Let’s deport this Manchurian scum
To somewhere far out, like kingdom come.
And from the Anderson Laureate (who’s still not successfully completed his racial sensitivity correspondence course),
How many lies did Obama tell?
How long will Satan be living in hell?
Hey, just do the math:
The man is a sociopath
And he’s got nothing but BS to sell.
He’s as pompous as anyone I’ve known
And he’s a socialist clear to the bone
Please God in November
Let’s hope people remember
The last four years have caused us to moan.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
If Redskins be your high school’s mascot
OBAMA LIES A LOT HOT LINE
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