WEDNESDAY, MARCH 29, 2017

And To Be Even More Politically Precise

This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about some year-end revisions in the Whistleblower “Stylebook,” which like at all print publications, shows the rules and examples of usage, punctuation, and typography, used in preparation of copy for publication.

“The most recent previous Whistleblower Stylebook Update had been published last year on December 26, when The Blower began using “Propaganda Media” instead of ‘News Media,’” Kane explained, “because from the looks of it, we were probably the only ones taking Newt Gingrich’s suggestion seriously.”

Today Duffy “The Spik Slayer” Beischel said, “DemocRATS at Cincinnati Mayor Cranley’s Sanctuary City Office who want to protect illegal aliens say ‘no human being is illegal.’ OK, I agree. But humans can be criminals. So I think the new term for those who came to the country illegally should be ‘Criminal Aliens.’ It’s more accurate and not at all offensive.”