FRIDAY, JULY 29, 2016
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This week, everybody who thinks Obama really stepped in it way back when he said “If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen,” e-mailed entries to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Marty Mocker, who says he really likes watching the way Obama sounds really stupid every time he goes off his teleprompter.
Marty wins a picture suitable for framing of his signature on Obama’s Birthday Card on Monday, multiple fake IDs so he can vote early and often, and his name added to the DemocRATS Sucker List so he might win an Hillary in Prison 2016 Bumper Sticker, in case the First Black President in History isn’t impeached during the next 175 days. His winning Limerick is:
Here’s who to thank when you succeed:
You can skip over those with a leftist creed;
And don’t count those who always sleep late,
Or those who sit in cars and masturbate.
“Early to bed and early to rise” is the only rule you need.
So who can you thank when you succeed?
Don’t listen to those liberal hearts that bleed,
Forget presidents from Kenya,
And government handouts that demean ya.
Thank the Lord Almighty; of Him only take heed.
And from the Anderson Laureate (who says, “Can you believe this guy still hasn’t been impeached?”)
Here’s who to thank when you succeed
It’s the Kenyan we elected to lead
If you succeed here or in Japan
Somebody else made that happen
(I think that socialist has been smoking weed)
The Dems are seriously vexed
Claiming Barak was taken out of context
But he said what he said
They should get that through their head
What kind of lies will they try to sell next?
I guess Henry Ford did nothing on his own
And Bell had help inventing the phone
Bill Gates was a fake
Betty Crocker didn’t bake
Obama’s ideology makes me groan.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“How many lies will Obama tell?”
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