SUNDAY, JULY 24, 2016
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was “Donald Trump’s Acceptance Speech” (Persons of Consequence Read In The Blower Before He Even Gave It)
OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was in Friday’s Features E-dition when Immediately following GOP nominee Donald Trump’s electrifying Republican National Convention (RNC) speech, not even CNN could deny that the public was loving it. In four polls taken immediately after Trump’s speech, viewers told CNN what they really thought. Take a look at a compilation put together by a Twitter user:
AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump is having a lot of fun this weekend slamming Hillary and the DNC over all those new scandals coming from those leaked e-mails, including how the DNC destroyed Bernie Sanders, Planned Anti-Trump Protests and Sent Interns To Staff Them), and influence over all those Obama and Hillary Supporters in the Press. WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange says his next leak will virtually guarantee an indictment of Hillary Clinton. We’ll be sure to tell you when that happens.
THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO RESPOND RAPIDLY AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
The Blower believes the next 107 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Radical Islamic Terrorists Bastards.
This Week’s Liberal Liar Award
Obama Claims Honesty Is Absolutely Necessary When You Are President
Radical Islamic Terrorist Update
The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Radical Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 151 Islamic attacks in 28 countries, in which 1,474 people Were Killed And 2,297 Injured.
Now Let’s Look At Last Week’s Radical Islamic Attacks
And Obama claims we’re winning?
Last Week’s World Wide Jihad Report
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
Donald Trump’s War On Political Correctness is at the center of his appeal as more people come to understand that Political Correctness is killing our country.
That’s because in America, Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
BLACK (on black) LIES (don’t) MATTER
Does anybody remember last week when our Feckless Fishwrapers couldn’t wait to report National Association For The Advancement of Liberal Colored People President and CEO Cornell William Brooks claimed Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump would really be missing a wonderful opportunity to be bashed by thousands of NAALCP Hillary Voters?
And how about when the NAALCP Leader said, “There was no difference between Black Lies Matter and the NAALCP?
And on the last day of the NAALCP Convention in Cincinnati, as thousands of Dark-skinned DemocRATS prepared to return home to work getting Hillary elected, they heard a few rousing racist remarks pep talk from the Obama’s Race-Baiter-in-Chief, Reverend Al Sharpton.
Meanwhile, since 10 p.m. Friday night, 11 people have been shot in the city of Cincinnati. Three of those victims died, police confirmed, and our Feckless Fishwrappers have not yet reported where Disgruntled Dark-skinned Cincinnati Police Officers on Facebook have not yet mentioned when the Black Lies Matter prayer vigil will be held for all those victims of black-on-black crime.
The Feck Stops Here
Metro Mole says everybody knows how much our Feckless Fishwrappers like putting pictures of colored people on their front page, so it was really surprising this morning not to see this photo of Obama’s long-time DemocRAT half-brother Malik, along with a story about why he plans to vote for Donald Trump, like folks at the New York Post had on their Sunday Cover.
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers will continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal
Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”
Please note our new “Obama Fishwrap Logo.” We think it’s so much more Politically Incorrect.