FRIDAY, JULY 15, 2016
It’s What Liberals Live For
This week, everybody who believes Faux Outrage is always justified to create a controversy for the purpose of political smearing, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is local Black Lies Matter Activist Rastifus Racebaiter, who can hardly wait to hear Hillary’s racial pandering speech at the National Association For the Advancement of Liberal Colored People Convention in Cincinnati next week.
Rastifus wins a Trayvon Martin Died For Your Sins T-Shirt, an Official Jesse Jackson Race Card, nude photos of Al Sharpton’s gold-digger girlfriend, along with a place at table when Cincinnati Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley reconvenes the parties responsible for putting together the 2002 Collaborative Agreement, which ushered in broad reforms in how Cincinnati’s department polices the city and black community.
His winning entry is:
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake
And so are demands that they make.
It doesn’t have to be true,
When the media’s with you,
It’s what makes Conservatives shake.
And from the Anderson Laureate (Who hopes nobody calls him a racist)
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake,
It’s what makes Right-Wingers shake.
Because Jesse and Al,
With no rationale,
Will never give Whitey a break.
