THURSDAY, JULY 14, 2016
And Give Those Protesters a “Whiff From Hell”

With tomorrow’s “Day of Rage” Riots scheduled in 37 cities across America being coordinated from Obama’s White House to attempt to dominate Friday’s news cycle on the day Donald Trump had scheduled to name his vice presidential running mate, and Cleveland’s planning to spend a gazillion dollars on security for next week’s Republican National Convention, The Blower is wondering if any of those folks ever followed up on that ingenious Israeli crowd control method we reported three months ago called “Skunk Water.”

What is Skunk Water?

And for those who want less violent means used in handling protests, this seems to be the perfect fit, because it’s guaranteed to clear an area without the risk of casualties. It’s a riot control weapon that really works. It’s non-toxic, non-lethal, but very effective. No wonder the Palestinians want it banned. They say it makes them feel degraded. The Blower can imagine how long the aroma might last on an unwashed American demonstrator, although with most of those demonstrators, how would you know the difference?

Maybe we should watch another demonstration

Maybe that’s why three months after Ferguson erupted in protest over the police killing of unarmed Black teenager Michael Brown, the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department (SLMPD) added the Israeli weapon to its protest-crushing arsenal.

But what the heck, many police officers tell The Blower some of those protesters already smell pretty bad anyway!