MONDAY, JULY 11, 2016

All That Twitters Is Not Gold

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all that Social Networking Nonsense you can’t get away from.

Some people claim Social Networking has encouraged new ways to communicate and share information, and Social Networking websites are being used regularly by gazillions of dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span people. We even have a Video called “Social Networking in Plain English.”

According to Wikipedia (the free encyclopedia), these days some of the most popular Social Networks include Facebook, Google+, YouTube, Instantgram, Snapchat, and Twitter. You might even see their logos on some of the e-mails you receive or web sites you visit. Those logos mean you can waste even more of your time joining their Social Networks.

Down at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters, they’ve even offered free Social Networking classes, while in Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says over at Ohio RINO Party Headquarters, Chairman Matt Borges is still claiming Ohio Republicans will Twitter their way pack into power as a Red State in 2016. At least Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich’s Presidential Campaign and the ORP still use e-mail to grovel for donations before midnight on the date of a quarterly fund-raising deadline, along with Donald Trump, Hillary, Rob Portman, and Obama’s bogus Organizing For Action campaign.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose “Facebook says we’re ‘Friends’ but, trust me, I wouldn’t hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!”

These days instead of sending out e-mails to announce an event or tell you what they want you to know, some politicians are now actually “Twittering” their latest news. No kidding!

Remember when Richard Jones cut-and-ran from a Congressional Primary fight with GOP House Leader John Boehner? The Bombastic Butler County Sheriff didn’t send out e-mails or call a press conference, he “Twittered” the news, and the all those lazy members of the news media quoted his excuses with no follow-up. At Cincinnati City Clown-cil, when Ghizzy Lizzy wanted to yank Lateka Cole’s nappy hair over the City Budget Scandal, she didn’t send out an e-mail and call a press conference, she “Tweeted” it and nobody really heard what Ghizzy Lizzy had to say either. When the local TEA Party wanted to protest how Dumpy DemocRAT Ohio First District One-and-Done Congressman Steve Drinkhaus was doing Nancy Pelosi’s bidding in Washington, they didn’t send out press releases to all of their media contacts, they “Facebooked” it. Maybe that’s why almost a hundred people showed up for their Fizzle on Fountain Square, which was a far cry from the many thousands who raised hell that year at the TEA Party’s big April 15 Rally, when they contacted every media outlet they could think of. The Blower also believes Social Media had something to do with all those people who showed up at last night’s Black Lives Really, Really Matter rally in downtown Cincinnati.

At least our esteemed Hamilton County Prosecutor Deters is still sending out old-fashioned e-mails and calling press conferences whenever he wants to call some perp “scum,” although he and every other politician in creation used Twitter so the news media would include their comments about that Black Power Activist’s ambush of those five police officers in Dallas last Thursday night.

Hurley the Historian says The Whistleblower has been being bringing people “news the others seem to lose” for the past twenty-six years, and we should continue to avoid all that Social Networking Nonsense like the Bubonic plague.

Since The Blower’s very first day, the only way a Person of Consequence could ever see what we had to say was to apply for an e-mail subscription. Once they did that, they could then learn how to research our archives at The Whistleblower Newswire.

(But don’t forget what happens to persons who’ve been found to have misrepresented themselves as consequential movers and shakers and are declared “Persons of Inconsequence.” Those four-flushers and phonies get removed from our list without notice.) Maybe that’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane said, “We really don’t need all those Faux Facebook Friends and Twitty Twitter-Followers. The many thousands of well-informed subscribers who read The Blower every day comprise exactly the audience we want to reach.”