FRIDAY, JULY 8, 2016

Could It Possibly Be True?

This week, everybody who says Newsweek didn’t do Obama a favor when they called him “America’s First Gay President” because some of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, are intelligent enough to believe Obama is actually afflicted with The Gayness, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Gaywad Flamer, who says he’s not really homosexual, but he is willing to learn.

Gaywad wins a “LGBT for Obama” bumper sticker (It’s Fabulous!”), a chance for somebody to push his stool in at the next Log Cabin Republicans meeting, a Three Way with Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis, and an equal opportunity to walk in the next Gay Day Parade with the gay member of Cincinnati Clowncil of his choice. His winning entry is:

Obama now says it’s good to be gay,
But he can’t help selling out: he was “born that way.”
Barry gives new meaning to the term “sucking up” –
Will he now fund-raise by giving head and a schtupp?
Maybe he’ll resign before he sinks any lower, I pray.

And from the Anderson Laureate (Class of 1956 whose old girlfriend’s doctor just found his high school ring):

Obama now says it’s good to be gay
And blesses homos on their wedding day
Gee, that’s not what he said
Why isn’t his face red?
Oh, I know. He did it to make political hay.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Liberal outrage is so phony and fake”

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Some gay-disapproving items in today’s Blower
were sent in by our equally gay-disapproving subscribers.

WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

(Sent in by Citizens for Community Value President Phil Burr-ass, who says “I never met a homophobe I didn’t like.”

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