Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition


Time Out From Tweets
This week, all those people who spend entirely too much time on Facebook when they should be working, tweeted an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner was President Donald J. Trump, who took time out from his busy schedule this morning to update us on his Inauguration.

President Trump wins a designer “I Just Can’t Stop Gloating” T-shirt, an updated list of fair-and-balanced media contacts (if we ever find any), and an eight-year free subscription to The Blower. His winning entry is:

When somebody sends you a “tweet”
Don’t think it’s because you’re so sweet.
They just want you to know
You’re a part of their show
Who’s just feeding their bloated conceit.

And from our Anderson Laureate, who says all that’s Twittered is not gold:
When someone sends you a “tweet”
To tell you they’re crossing the street
Every minor detail
Text, twitter or e-mail
Some silence would be a real treat.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Our new president we’ll call Donald Trump.”