SUNDAY, JANUARY 8, 2017
Yesterday afternoon, The Blower e-mailed Persons of Consequence on The Official Whistleblower Subscribers List to let them know why their invitations had not arrived.
That surely put a damper on The Blower’s Double Secret Surprise Birthday Party Celebration for our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane last night, and that fake Twitter message from a Russian hacker announcing the event had been cancelled also kept some of the people away.
The result was: the number of local celebrities who actually showed up for the party, after the after-party, of the birthday party, was a lot fewer than we’d expected. Thankfully, Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception was on hand to shows us who actually showed up.
HAMILTON COUNTY PROSECUTOR “JAYWALKING JOE” DETERS, who said, “Please don’t ask how that guy with the same name who used all my yard signs only to lose to Hillary’s local spokes slut when he ran for Hamilton County Commission,” actually attended.
“MEAN JEAN” SCHMIDT, who said, “You’ll never guess who advised me to go into business as a Dominatrix,” actually showed up.
LAURE “NOT SO CLEANLIVIN”, who said, “I’m sure the guys at The Blower will be supporting my efforts to return to Cincinnati City Clown-cil, just like they’ve always done in the past,” actually attended.
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