TODAY IS
FRIDAY, MAY 13, 2022
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE REMEMBERING MAY’S FRIDAY THE 13TH DURING TRUMP’S 2016 CAMPAIGN

But Did $tan Che$ley Really Plan To Show Up?

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ Trumpsters, misguided millennials from the Bernie Sanders campaign, along with Black Lives Agitators and supporters of Hillary’s Husband’s Rape Victims are now glad to know exactly where to show up for Hillary’s stealth visit to Northern Kentucky on Sunday evening ahead of the Bluegrass Primary next Tuesday. 

Friendly Fishwrapper Scott Wartman said just another crappy fundraiser will start at 6:30 p.m. with a so-called “public rally” with Slick Willie’s Enabler in Nathan “Cornbread” Smith’s front yard at 330 Iris Road in Fort Mitchell.  Kenton County D-RAT Chairman Col Owens said they were asking for $100 donations for the outdoor rally, but a donation wasn’t required. You could also pay $250 to attend a pre-rally reception and $2,700 to attend a “private reception” and meet Mrs. Bill Clinton before she’s indicted, according to a post on the Kenton County D-RATS’ Facebook page. A map showing the location for Sunday’s televised protest was provided by The Blower as a public service.