Special “Sunday Sermon” E-dition

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SUNDAY, APRIL 26, 2020
AND EVERYBODY’S TALKING ABOUT THAT 1993 LARRY KING INTERVIEW WITH THE MOTHER OF BIDEN’S SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIM

On Trump’s 1192nd Day In Office, With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
MARCH 13 SUNDAY SERMON

This Sunday in Americaat the Virtual Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was using the internet to ask his Political Parishioners to ask for God’s help to make sure only voters who find a first-class postage stamp would also be smart enough to remember to mail in their votes before Tuesday. image004

image004ItIt will be bad enough in 190 more days at next year’s 2020 Elections when all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would’ve stood in line to vote for more FREE stuff on March 17, but will now vote in our Delayed Primary Elections By Mail to determine which candidates will be running in the November Elections, and it would truly be best for society if only people who really knew what they were voting for or against actually remembered to mail in their absentee ballots. 
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image004image008Not to worry, this year there were lots of folks eager to educate our all of our dumbed-down voters. They even had “Voter Guides” to tell you which candidate to vote for. The Feckless Fishwrappers had a voter guide. They called it their “List of Endorsements.” The Hamilton County RINO Party’s voter guide included “Sample Ballots.” The Citizens for Community Values Voter Guide told you who all the gay and lesbian candidates are. The League of Women Vipers Voter Guide lists all Disguised D-RATS as “independents,” and the Independents Voter Guide told you to drive to Independence Kentucky to cast your ballot. Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky.com wouldn’t have much information about where the candidates stand on the issues today, since their Primary isn’t until May 19. You’ll have to go to StupidVoter.com for that. The Blower had a Conservative Voter Guide in 2018. For sure, we’ll have to come up with one for the 2020 Elections.
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image004Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says with The Growth and Opportunity PAC had spent more than $250,000 on negative TV ads in the Cincinnati market, according to a Fishwrap analysis of Federal Communications Commission records. The group is a federal super PAC that can raise and spend unlimited amounts of money – as long as it doesn’t coordinate with a candidate or candidate’s campaign (wink, wink). Curiously, in the 65th District, where “Mean Jean” Schmidt (shown here with her mentor in Congress whom she replaced) is facing political newcomers Joe Dills and Dillon Blevins, the Disgraced Former Congresswoman who got sent packing in 2012, still claims to know “nothing” about those scurrilous ads.

image004Kasich probably wasn’t able to count on much support from Conservatives in Ohio in 2016. But the New York Times endorsed him. Then The Fishwrap endorsed him. Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting For Same Sex Marriage” Portman endorsed him. And only a few days before the Primary Election, Disgraced and Reviled Former Speaker John Boehner endorsed him. How many Kisses of Death can one Candidate endure?image011image006image007
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