Official “Today’s Dead Issues” E-dition

 

TODAY IS
SUNDAY, APRIL 19, 2020
Trump’s 1185th Day In Office
With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer

Today, The Blower’s April 18, 2020

Whistleblower Historian Dorian Grady says Persons of Consequence missed out on an interesting week in American History after all of The Blower’s Special E-ditions were cancelled because of China’s Kung Flu Virus Quarantine.

For example, Wednesday (April 15) was supposed to be “Tax Day,” when we would’ve learned that “Taxation With Representation” wasn’t so great either.

Thursday (April 16) should’ve been “Emancipation Day,” at least in Washington D.C.

 Saturday (April 18) was supposed to be The Blower’s re-enactment of Paul Revere’s Ride.

Today on April 19 in 1993, Clinton Administration Attorney General Janet Reno botched a raid in Waco and a lot of innocent women and children died.

Today, two years later on April 19 in 1995, Timothy McVeigh blew up the federal building in Oklahoma City to commemorate the occasion.

Unfortunately, Of Those Special E-ditions Were Pronounced Officially Dead Because Of The Same Deadly Chinese Kung Flu Virus That Leftist In The Press Are Still Whining About.