SATURDAY, JANUARY 11, 2020
NINE MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(“Signs of the Times” by James Jay Schifrin)
“2017 Not a State of the Union Address”
(It Was Just Another Useless Obama Campaign Speech!)
(With Only Nine More Days Till Inauguration)
2017 “Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
Nets Blame Trump: ‘Lashing Out,’ ‘Punishing’ CNN Reporter
“2017 Conservative Cartoons”
(Nine Days Before Trump’s Inauguration In 2017)
FRIDAY, JANUARY 10, 2020
(Why Horny Old Men Are Glad They Voted For Trump)
(For People Who Want Government to Take Care of Them!)
(Didn’t State Lotteries Used To Be “Illegal?”)
“Whistleblower Weekly Limerick Contest”
(The Biggest Story We Found Last Year)
Farewell to a Decade of Media Drooling Over Barack Obama
“So-Called Farewell Speech Prep” 
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
“2017 Conservative Cartoons”
(10 Days Before Trump’s Inauguration In 2017)
THURSDAY, JANUARY 09, 2020
11 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
“Obama‘s Farewell Speech Prep”
(Wondering What Trump Will Be Tweeting During Obama’s Speech)
(People Helping Themselves!)
(The Seediest Kids Of All: Little Eric D Story)
“2017 Conservative Intel”
(What To Expect From Obama The Following Night!)
“2020 Political Posters”
(Includes Our Moronic Mullah’s Favorite Poster)
“Conservative Cartoons”
(Mocking Iran’s Moronic Mullahs)
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 08, 2020
12 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
“Surprise Party Surprise”
(Not Everybody We Invited Showed Up!)
(Elvis says, “Don’t Be Cruel!”)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #32, Published January 08, 1991)
“2020 Political Posters”
(Includes Baghdad Bob’s Favorite Poster)
“Conservative Cartoons”
(Mocking Iran’s Impotent Missile Attack)
TUESDAY, JANUARY 07, 2020
13 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(Why Not Celebrate Every Day Like It’s Your Birthday?)
(Their Motto is “Help Yourself!”)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
“2020 Political Posters”
(Includes Our Political Psychic’s Favorite Poster)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
MONDAY, JANUARY 06, 2020
14 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(Is a New Year’s Resolution the same as a “Political Promise?”)
(During The Trump Administration)
“A More Fun Intelligence Briefing” 
“2020 Political Posters”
(Includes Our Good Friend Bobby Leach’s Favorite Poster)
“Conservative Cartoons“
(Making Drone Strikes Fun Again)
SUNDAY, JANUARY 05, 2020
15 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(Today We’re Remembering When We Were Praying To Remember Our New Year’s Resolutions In 2017)
SATURDAY, JANUARY 04, 2020
16 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
“Today In Patronage County”
(“The Eyes Have It” By James Jay Schifrin)
“2020 Political Posters”
(Includes Our Racist Caveman’s Favorite Poster)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(Making Foreign Policy Fun Again)
FRIDAY, JANUARY 03, 2020
17 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(“Tonight We’re Connecting The Dots”)
“War on Political Correctness Update”
(Reverting to the Good Old BPC Days)
(Statistics Show People Who Have The Most Live The Longest)
“Whistleblower Weekly Limerick Contest”
(Year-End Wussie Bashing)
“2020 Political Posters”
(Includes John Bolton’s Favorite Poster)
“Conservative Cartoons”
THURSDAY, JANUARY 02, 2020
18 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(Except When Spoken By Politicians)
(D-RATS Probably Won’t Appreciate The Humor!)
(No Wonder All The Other Letters Are Jealous!)
(Happy Birthday, Millard!) 
“2020 Political Posters”
(The Trumpster’s Favorite Posters)
“Conservative Cartoons”
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 01, 2020
19 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(Waiting To See Who Won Trump’s “King of Fake News” Contest)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #31, Published January 01, 1991)
“2020 Political Posters”
(Darth Vader’s Favorite Posters)
“Conservative Cartoons”
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2019
20 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
Last-Minute “Before The End Of The Year” E-dition
(Not A Fund-Raising E-Mail)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
“2019 Political Posters”
(Armed Churchgoers’ Favorite Posters)
“Conservative Cartoons”
(The Blower’s Version Of “A Christmas Story”)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2019
“Rhyme Time” E-dition
(From the Scene of the Crime)
21 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
“2019 Political Posters”
(Armed Churchgoers’ Favorite Posters)
“Conservative Cartoons”
(Pelosi’s End-Of-The-Year Fund-Raising)
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2019
22 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(Start By Just Saying “No” to Your New Year’s Resolutions)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
(Today Were Praying For More “P-Words”)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2019
23 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(Not Written By Jeff Foxworthy)
(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)
“Today In Patronage County”
(“So Now You Know” By James Jay Schifrin)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
“2019 Political Posters”
(Fox News’ Favorite Posters)
“2019 Saturday Morning Cartoons”
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2019
24 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
“Fake News Update”
(The Blower’s Fake News Contest)
(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)
(Trying To See If There’s A Pattern)
“Whistleblower Weekly Limerick Contest”
(The True Meaning Of Chri$tma$)
“2019 Political Posters”
(Sammy Signmaker’s Favorite Posters)
“Conservative Cartoons”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2019
(It Was Our Trumpiest Year Ever)
“Avoiding Holiday Depressions”
(Laughing At Other People’s Pain)
Like When They Get Something Stuck In Their Rectums
(The Seediest Kids Of All)
25 MORE DAYS TILL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION IN 2017
(INCLUDES “MONDAY MESSAGE, ADVENTURES IN PLUMBING, UPDATING THE WHISTLEBLOWER STYLEBOOK, & SAYING GOODBYE TO 2016)
(Let’s Take Back All Those Crappy Presents For A Refund)
Annual “Cinci-Kwanzaabration” E-dition
(It Wouldn’t Be Politically Correct To Make Kwanzaa Jokes Today!)
“2019 Political Posters”
(Matt Foley’s Favorite Posters)
“Conservative Cartoons” 
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2019
“26 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION E-DITION IN 2017”
“2019 Political Posters”
(Ralphie’s Favorite Posters)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #30, Published December 18, 1990)
“Christmas Cartoons”
(Featuring Another Whistleblower Holiday Tradition)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2019
“27 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION E-DITION IN 2017”
“Same Time Last Year”
(2018 Christmas Shutdown Dance Update)
“2019 Holiday Confusion”
(Liberals Now Say You Can’t Wish Anybody Anything!)
Happy Humbug, Everybody!
“2019 Political Posters”
(Schiff Slappers’ Favorite Posters)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
MONDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2019
“28 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION E-DITION”
“Whistleblower Hanukkah Limerick Contest”
(Is The Blower Culturally Diverse Or What?!)
“Political Christmas Cards”
(Sent Out By Their Campaigns)
“Christmas Cockle Warming”
(Making You Feel Good All Over)
INCLUDES “MEAN JEAN” SCHMIDT’S 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS
“2019 Political Posters”
(Republican Impeachment Managers’ Favorite Posters)
“2019 Current Conservative Cartoonery”
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2019
“29 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION E-DITION”
“Official “Vodkas and Latkes”
(Celebrating An Eight-Day Miracle During One Half-Assed Evening)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
“Making Christmas Great Again”
(Includes Donald Trump Trolls Defeated D-RATS For Christmas, A Very Special Counsel Christmas, Duck Dynasty Christmas Updated, “Sourprano’s Christmas Party,” “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” More Proud Sponsors and Avid Fans, Whistleblower Wish List Hot Line & Romantic Christmas Sleigh Ride)
(Today Were Praying For Politics-Free Bible Stories) 
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2019
“30 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION E-DITION”
“Winter Solstice Celebration”
So we said to the Pagan, “That’s funny, you don’t look Druish!”
“Dreaming Of A White Lives Matter Christmas”
(Just Like The Ones We Used To Know)
“Today In Patronage County”
(“Another Exclusive” By James Jay Schifrin)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
“2019 Political Posters”
(AG Barr’s Favorite Posters)
“2019 Saturday Morning Cartoons”
This Morning, On Day #1065 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Thinks Nutty Nancy Made Another Big Mistake When She Invited Trump To Give His State OF The Union Address Which Could Occur During His Senate Trial.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2019
“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook”
(Has The Trumpster Actually Been “Impeached?”)
“31 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION E-DITION”
“2019 Political Posters”
(AG Barr’s Favorite Posters)
“2019 Current Conservative Cartoonery”
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
The First Line Of This Week’s Limerick Is:
“What If Santa Turned Out To Be Gay?”
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2019
32 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP’S INAUGURATION E-DITIONS
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2019
“Impeachment Anniversary”
(Do You Think Today’s TEA Party Members Will Even Remember?)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2019
Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign
(The Clinton-Obama-Lynch-Comey Corruptocracy Timeline)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2019
Special “Missing Persons” E-dition
(Wondering Where The Blower’s Been Lately?)
“Only One More Day Till The 2016 Election” 
“Voter Enthusiasm”
(Waiting To See If Enough “Angry People” Show Up At The Polls)
This Year’s Long Noxious Nightmare Is Almost Over!
