Special “Improving Military Morale” E-dition

TODAY IS
MONDAY, JANUARY 06, 2020
BEST IMPROPER IMPEACHMENT EVER
Trump’s 1,081st Day In Office

How Would You Like To Be Caught In A Fox Hole With One Of These Recruits?

We have a gung-ho Commander-in-Chief these days, and by now we’ve all heard about his regard for women. The Blower knows President Trump’s reputation may have offended some people, but our Leaker at the White House told us the Trumpster has already submitted some of his ideas for new uniforms because of the ever-increasing number of women in military. The Blower can hardly wait to hear his critics’ reaction.