TODAY IS
TUESDAY, AUGUST 20, 2019
Trump’s 942nd Day In Office
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
As kids return to school this week, we’ll continue our dumbing-down process for 2016. — Fools in Schools
Did you ever wonder why some folks are willing to wait in long lines for Voucher Schools? —Common Core Opponents
And we’ll keep telling you how much we really, really care about education. —Elected Officials Running for Re-election on November 5, in only “77” more days)
Obama, Crooked Hillary, and Mad Maxine still want to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions would have more money to donate to us. —Despicable D-RATS
I’ve been meaning to ask my Education Secretary Lady if we’ve gotten rid of that Common Core thing yet. —Donald Trump
All of our historical statues in our township are safe. —Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas
Please stop asking us how much our so-called Anderson building projects are really costing. —Forrest Gump School Board
Most GOP voters say Trump will never make the media happy. As far as most Republicans and Trump supporters are concerned, their guy will never get a break from Leftists in the Demo-news-media. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen
Would you say Obama’s vision of a post-racial America looks even more distant than before? —Cynical Sid
Is hate speech protected under the Constitution? In a word, yes. —Judge Andrew Napolitano
Isn’t it amazing how with Black unemployment the lowest in history, Trump’s support in the Black Community has now doubled, except for me? —Omarose Onee Manigault Newman, often known only as Omarosa
Please don’t mention that time I got booed off the stage in Ferguson after asking protesters for money. —Race Baiter #2 Jesse Jackson
I said we’re not looters, we’re liberators of other people’s stuff. —Race Baiter # 1 Al Sharpton
I was so proud that time to honor Al Sharpton at the Council on American Islamic Relations’ Annual Banquet. —Erlanger, KY’s National CAIR Board Chair Roula Allouch
Please don’t remind people how I took complete credit for Cincinnati’s Historic Collaborative Agreement, which I publicly deserted after a single year, especially since I was using our local media to pitch myself as a savior when I was sucking up to Race-baiter # 1 Al Sharpton in Ferguson. —Reverend Demon Lynchmob
Wouldn’t it be funny if Amy Brewer became mayor of MILF-ord again and changed her name to Amy Vilardo? She has never used her married name ever before tonight. Maybe she hopes nobody will remember her scandal. —Whistleblower Senior Gossip Columnist Linda Libel
Will The Blower be letting us know about the next MAGA Rally? I need to know so I can plan on getting a good seat again.—”Mean Jean” Schmidt, Still Stalking
There is never any racial tension in the Great White North at the Western Southern Tennis Matches, except that time when Serena Williams won. —Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters, Sometimes Seen on ESPN Sitting in John Barrett’s Box
Attorney Scott Greenwood has been cited for his work in First Amendment Law for over 20 years, ever since the legendary KKK Fountain Square case in ’93, whiich BTW got him an invite to join the Whistleblower Legal Dream. —Best Lawyers In America Committee
On Sunday’s date in 1920, the Women’s Suffrage Constitutional Amendment was ratified, and America has been suffering ever since. —Hurley the Historian
That’s why we chose Mark Twain’s: “Women, go your ways! Seek not to beguile us of our imperial privileges. Content yourself with your little feminine trifles — your babies, your benevolent societies and your knitting–and let your natural bosses do the voting. Stand back — you will be wanting to go to war next. We will let you teach school as much as you want, and we will pay you half wages for it, too, but beware! We don’t want you to crowd us too much. —Your Quote for Today Committee
The Whistleblower has always been most sensitive to our needs.—The League of Women Vipers
Those few darkies who showed at the Great Inland Seafood Fest at Newport were happy and gay, just like in “Our Old Kentucky Home.” —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Parents in Northern Kentucky are really glad when their children have already returned to school. —Bluegrass Fools in Schools
Handing out thousands of backpacks filled with free school supplies is something else we saw a lot more of during the Age of Obama. —Church Volunteers
Your child’s self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. —Northern Kentucky Educators
We can hardly wait to see if teachers like that former Bungals cheerleader will be having sex with their students. —Horny Guys in Junior High
The Free Condom Dispenser was empty on the first day. —Nerds at NKU
The first holiday on our schedule (Labor Day) isn’t until September 2 this year. —Children in Union Households
Will The Blower be endorsing our little tax hike this year?–Forest Hills School Board Members —Randy Smith, Jim Frooman, and Forest Heis
When are they going to get rid of that politically incorrect Redskin Mascot? —Leftists In Anderson With Too Much Time On Their Hands
On the first day of school, I always tell my class we’re only having half a day of school that morning, and when the class says “Hooray,” I tell them we’ll be having the other half that afternoon. —Mrs. Carson, Who Really Hates Kids
Trish the Dish says it’s only Tuesday and she’s already tired of doing Back to School stories. —Channel 19 News
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