TODAY IS
FRIDAY, AUGUST 09, 2019
Trump’s 931st Day In Office

If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night E-dition Only Included A Flimsy Excuse For Showing Sexy Babes Wearing MAGA Caps, tonight The Blower’s “Friday’s Features” E-dition Might Look Something Like This:

— Anderson’s “Coming Attractions” —

Controversial Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas says he’s pleased as punch to announce results of Anderson’s “Sexy Babes Wearing MAGA Caps” Contest. 

Shown here is “Anderson Annie,” our first runner up, the second sexiest babe wearing a MAGA hat.

“Just wait till you see a picture of the winner I personally picked,” Pappas said.

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because we’ve just experienced Trump’s Mid-Term Elections (a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), and Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Ninth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 931 And There Are Now Only 451 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.