Daily Archives: May 9, 2019

Annual “Moms and MILFs” E-dition

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Definitely Worth Fighting For

image005Even eight years after the long-awaited death of Osama’s bin Laden, our Eternal War on Terror continues as Obamatized DemocRATS and their Willing Accomplices in the Liberal Press continue to ask why we’re still fighting. So since Sunday will be Mother’s Day and Armed Forces Day will be coming up on Saturday, May 18, maybe it’s time to find out what our American heroes are really fighting for.

Duty? Honor? County? What really keeps our American Fighting Men going so far from home? That’s why yesterday on Mother’s Day, we asked some of lonely young heroes so far from home overseas and they told us what really kept them going was thinking about all those MILFs back home.

image006Actually, it’s right there in the Declaration of Independence. Thomas Jefferson wrote, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of MILFs.”

image006And even the Pledge of Allegiance says, “One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and MILFs for all.”

image007image006Do you remember when Patrick Henry said, “Give me a MILF or give me a death?”

image006Nathan Hale said, “I regret that I have but one life to give to my MILF.”

image006John Paul Jones said, “I have not yet begun to fight for MILFs.”

image006George Washington said, “I cannot tell a lie. I really like MILFs.”

image006Samuel Adams said, “Someday they’ll name a beer after me, but in the meantime, just give me another MILF.”

image006Daniel Webster said, “One country, one constitution, one destiny, and many MILFs.”

image010image006At Gettysburg, Abraham Lincoln said, “The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget MILFs.”

image006William Tecumseh Sherman said, “War is hell– without a MILF.”

image006George Armstrong Custer said, “Where in the hell did all those MILFs come from?”

image006Woodrow Wilson said, “Sometimes people call me an idealist. That’s why I like MILFs.”

image006Will Rogers said, “I never met a MILF I didn’t like.”

image006General George S. Patton said, “No bastard ever won a war dying for his MILF. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his MILF.”

image012image006FDR said, “We have nothing to fear but MILFs.”

image006Douglas McArthur said, “I shall return– for a MILF.”

image006Harry Truman said, “The MILF stops here.”

image006Dwight D. Eisenhower said, “Only our individual faith in MILFs can keep us free”

image006Albert Einstein said, “So long as there are MILFs there will be wars.”

image006Sigmund Freud said, “Most of men’s problems can be traced to their subconscious feelings about MILFs.”

image006John Kennedy said, “Ask not what you can do for your MILFs.”

image006Neil Armstrong said, “A small step for man, one giant step for MILFs.”

image006Barry Goldwater said, “Extremism in the defense of MILFs is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of MILFs is no virtue.”

image006Vince Lombardi said, “Winning isn’t everything. MILFs are.”

image006Ronald Reagan said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this MILF.”

image006John Wayne said, “Sure I love my country with all her faults– just like a MILF.”

image006Rev. Martin Luther King said,” had a dream– of MILFs.”

image013image006Bill Clinton said, “I tried a MILF once, but I didn’t inhale,” and “I did not have sex with that MILF.”

image006Charlton Heston said, “You’ll have to pry this MILF from my cold, dead hand.”

image006At every patriotic rally, Lee Greenwood always sings, “God Bless the MILFs.”

image006George W. Bush said, “It’s no use crying over spilled MILFs.”

image006And not to be outdone, Obama wrote a book about “Composite MILFs Who Loved Me.”

image006And Trump said, “Grab MILFS by the pussy!”

Remember: this is the Official Annual 2018 Moms and MILFs E-dition.  Any other publication claiming to be this year’s Moms and MILFs Edition is surely a fake.

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Some MILF-loving items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally MILF-loving subscribers

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Whistleblower Moms and MILFs Videos 

Happy Mother’s Day, MILFs

image018 (Sent in by Bluegrass MILF-Watcher Randy Cox from Boondoggle County, who just like Will Rogers, never met a MILF he didn’t like.)

PLUS

Day Of The Living MILF – Erotic Parody

Mother’s Day MILF

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