“Patronage County Today” (“Truth—The Best Defense”) 8:00 PM

“Chinese New Year” (We’re Partying Like It’s Still 4714!) 7:30 PM

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) 2:40 PM

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet) 1:50 PM

Friday, January 27 E-ditions

“Friday’s Features” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom) 

“What’s Right With America” (Honoring Real American Heroes!) 

“Political Punch Lines” (Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them Tonight!) 

“Edumcation Update” (Kids Write The Darndest Things) 

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Making Trump Talk Great Again)