THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2016
Tonight We’re Enjoying A Donald Trump Thanksgiving
But First, Republicans Need To Thank Obama.
Yesterday Obama Pardoned Some Turkeys
But Some People Weren’t Pardoned
And Everybody Gave Thanks
Finally, Try To Remember, Not Everybody Came Home For Thanksgiving!
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says the Conservative Agenda is now working with the various parts of the Trump Transition Team selecting fellow conservative patriots who are willing to go to Washington to help our new President return to over-taxed payers the power taken from them in recent years by the Leftists.
TODAY’S FOUR EARLIER EDITIONS
“Holiday Guilt Campaign” (Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)
Seediest Kids of All“Talking Turkeys” (Our Time-Honored Tradition Continues)“Turkey Contest Winner” (Let’s Get Ready To Gobble!)“Turning Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting” (Get Stuffed!)Fast Forward to 2017
And that’s the way it was today on the 57th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done to America.
*1,076 Until “Dee-Day” If You Live In Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom