Daily Archives: November 13, 2016

Special “Weekend Wrap-up” E-dition



image006image005HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1982, the Vietnam Veterans Memorial was dedicated in Washington. Speaking of Vietnam, “Hanoi Jane” Fonda says when she heard about Donald Trump’s victory Tuesday night, “it felt like I was hit by a truck.” Had it only been so.  

image006OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose “Freedom is never free” by an unknown author.

image006THE PUBLIC LIBRARY OF CICINNATI AND HAMILTON COUNTY held its traditional Veterans’ Day ceremony at the main library on Friday.  Under the lack of leadership of library head Kimber Fender, the ceremony gets worse and more disrespectful to veterans each year.

image009Blue Ash resident and patriot James Meyers gave an inspiring address.

A patriotic 1978 Cincinnati Bengals player took the time to attend with his wife.

Delusional DemocRAT aging Connie Pillich was there, wearing a short black jacket and pants that revealed her white ass every time she moved in her chair.  Pillich didn’t bother to comb her hair for the event.

Word is, Kimber, whosome might say looks like a sweaty Amish woman with ugly hair, sat on her fat ass on the dais, saying nothing as thugs and homeless people roamed around the library looking for purses to steal.  Library trustee Allen G. Zaring IV,  the m.c., couldn’t even read his speech correctly, stumbling over words and calling the Quantico Marine base in Virginia “Guantanico.”  Four of the seven library trustees couldn’t be bothered to attend, but then they don’t even attend their own trustee meetings, either.

This year only one bagpiper played.  The library even made him pay for his parking. 

image006image010THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says misperceptions, misleading reporting, and mistakes all around – that seems to be a large part of the surprise story of Donald Trump’s victory. Just over half (52%) of voters wrongly predicted in a survey released Monday that DemocRAT Hillary Clinton would be the next president of the United States. Of course, that perception was guided by media coverage that a plurality (46%) of voters rated as poor. 62% say the media, not the candidates, set the agenda in the presidential campaign, and 74% believe the media was more interested in controversy than in the issues. This was a media that voters long thought tilted in Clinton’s favor.

image006THURSDAY NIGHT OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked image020JIMMY FALLON, who said: It was a busy day today at the White House with President Obama hosting NBA champions the Cleveland Cavaliers, as well as President-elect Donald Trump. It actually got a little awkward when Trump walked up to LeBron James and said, “Nice to meet you, Mr. President. CONAN O’BRIEN said: Donald Trump will be the first U.S. president ever to have appeared in an ad for Pizza Hut. In fact, some pundits are predicting Trump will run in 2020 against Flo from Progressive. JAMES CORDEN said: Today, Donald Trump headed to Washington to meet with President Barack Obama at the White House. As his plane took off from New York, the fire department gave him a presidential sendoff by shooting water into the air. Now, apparently this is a tradition. I’m not really sure why they do this — all this did was remind us that we all needed to take a shower after this election. It’s supposed to be a friendly sendoff offer — because nothing says “good luck on that plane” while making the runway really slippery. What a lot of people don’t know is that those water cannons are actually filled with the tears of Democrats.  JIMMY KIMMEL said: It was another interesting day in America today. The transfer of power has already begun at the White House this morning. President Obama sat down with President-elect Trump, but Trump did a funny thing. He came in and said, “You’re fired.” SETH MEYERS said: Donald Trump visited President Obama in the White House today, which got Trump really excited to do his favorite thing: evict a black family from their home. And STEPHEN COLBERT said: Today, the transfer of power began when President Obama hosted Trump at the White House for the most surprising remake of “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner.”

image006image010MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Thanksgiving is nearing and we have another timely poem from the Bard of Cleves.       

Self Control
The publisher of the Whistleblower
Met a lass who was so sublime.
Only the lack of testosterone
Kept him from a sexual crime.

“FIT TO BE TIED” first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press on November 26, 1980, personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.

image006image014MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER remembers last after the 2015 Election, it was a combination of DemocRAT Dishonesty and Republican mistakes that will still be giving the Voters of Anderson a government they truly deserve for at least the next 1,187 Days until “Dee Day” on November 5, 2019.

image015image006LIBERAL LUNACY:
 In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #322 is to find a feminist and see if she has a sense of humor:
Q: How many men does it take to fix a woman’s watch?
A: What does she need a watch for? There’s a clock on the oven!

image006GOING GALT means recognizing that you’re being punished not for your vices but for your virtues.

image006image025WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says Stocks still seemed to be liking Donald Trump’s big win on Tuesday. Friday, the Market’s close was another record.

image006THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others.

image027Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

image006image029FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about those Trump Transition Updates they’ve been seeing in The Blower, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane confirmed the Conservative Agenda will now be working with the various parts of the Trump transition team selecting fellow conservative patriots who are willing to go to Washington to help our new President return to over-taxed payers the power taken from them in recent years by the Leftists.

image036Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Charles Foster Kane’s friend Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters, especially after Judge Megan declared a Tensing Mistrial, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.image032image003


image034Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.

 This week we’re featuring Juanito Rameriz, a lonely little 9-year-old Latino lad who lived in squalor with his family in one of WESTCO’s dilapidated buildings in Lower Price Hill, and how he dreamed of one day meeting his hero Anthony Munoz.image003


image006image035MONDAY (NOVEMBER 14) The Blower will be bringing you our “Political Prevaricators” E-dition while we’re continuing to count down the 68 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

image006TUESDAY (NOVEMBER 15) we’ll be watching the Media Trauma continue after Donald Trump’s Election, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be all over that.

image006WEDNESDAY (NOVEMBER 16) we’ll be watching to see if George Soros’ Professional Protesters are ready to come in out of the cold.

image006THURSDAY (NOVEMBER 17) we’ll be checking out the latest Wikileaks revelations, wondering if we’ve at last seen the one that’ll get Hillary indicted.

image006THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (NOVEMBER 18) LIMERICK ISDo You Believe Donald Trump Actually Won?”

image006AND SATURDAY (NOVEMBER 19) will be our Special “Gettysburg Address” E-dition, and Patriotic Americans already know Obama won’t be showing up for the 153rd Anniversary Event.

image036Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.image003

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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. image003

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