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Special “Free Grain Party” E-dition

TODAY IS
TUESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2021
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A Political Party for 2021

image004image006Last week, respected political scientists who measure the effectiveness of Conservative political activity at the Conservative Accountability Project (CAP) finally issued their long-awaited report about why Republicans actually lost the White House and Senate in 2020 along with the House of Representatives in 2018 and provided some insight into what Conservative Americans needed to do during the next 628 days until the 2022 Elections.

First, Romney was right in 2012. 47% would never vote for him, no matter what. In 2016, more people actually voted for Crooked Hillary than President Donald Trump. And in 2018, so-called D-RAT Socialism flipped the House of Representatives. Those people were dependent upon government, believed they were victims, believed the government had a responsibility to care for them, believed they were entitled to health care, food, housing, and all the free stuff they could get their hands on. Many of those people actually paid no income tax.  How demoralizing was it when a nation priding itself on independence from others, became dependent on its own government.

image006It was easy for Obama to buy those voters for eight years, because all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President In History In The White House—Twice, And Planned To Give Obama A Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, And Get All Of Their Local “Fake News” From Our Obama Supporters In The Press, Like The Ones At The Fishwrap, And On Channel 5, 9, 12, And 19, didn’t have the slightest idea of what they were voting for, except that voting for Disingenuous D-RATS was how

image006Other reasons included the Devolution of the American Culture Increasing Exponentially During the Obama Administration, Acceptance of the New Dull Normal, Republican Consultant Lobbyist Establishment, and the Liberal Propaganda Media Conspiracy that couldn’t have been more corrupt, Trump Derangement Syndrome, and Lack of Turnout. It’s hard to understand why over 113 Million Eligible Voters (out of 231 Million) did not vote in the 2018 Mid Terms.  

image0062020 was a Political Abortion and we have not yet stopped the bleeding. But one thing’s for sure: if Republicans don’t learn how to cheat like the D-RATS, they’ll never win another National Election.

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image009image006The problem in America these days is still: Fake News with the inmates running the asylum. Then there’s no longer any personal accountability. Our nation is obsessed with American Idol and Reality TV. Celebrity rules! Religion is outdated. Morals are passé. Gay marriages are Fabulous. You just can’t be politically correct enough. We no longer have any principles in business or politics. No one has the courage of his convictions. Forget the rule of law. Whatever polls say people want is OK, and character still don’t mean crap. People got used to living in the Divided States of America during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, and President Trump was overwhelmed trying to drain the only really substantive topic of discussion was when our back seat driver asked which politician had come up with the idea of pancake breakfasts to rally political support.

image006So we asked Whistleblower Research Bureau Chief Fearless Ferret to investigate and he discovered pancake breakfasts were a tradition first practiced by the “Free Grain Party.”

 

image006The Free Grain Party believes government should just be eliminated so people can just help themselves to what other people have, and if Republicans would only incorporate a little more Voter Fraud into their Method of Operation, the GOP might possibly win a national election sometime in the future. 

image018Here’s How the Free Grain Party Began

image013Hurley the Historian says during the depression that followed the Civil War, many people were hungry. They all sat around starving, until one man had suffered enough. John Barleycorn finally decided to do something about it.

A latter-day Robin Hood, Barleycorn plundered the storehouses of the rich and passed out free grain to all those in need. “Help Yourself!” he told them all.

One night, some people followed his example. They also looted the storehouses of the rich. “Help Yourself!” they chanted as they filled their grain sacks.

Then, on John Barleycorn’s birthday, they celebrated at a pancake breakfast to honor the man who had taught them self-reliance. That was the first Free Grain Party.

image018But What About the Free Grain Party Today?

image016John Barleycorn may be gone, but his spirit lives on in many Members of the Free Grain Party, who are still said to be under his influence.

The Free Grain Party still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.

This includes all those new Socialist-D-RATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

John Barleycorn’s birthday is still Free Grain Party Day. And eating pancakes with someone you love still symbolizes the rewards of America’s equal gluttony as long as somebody else is picking up the tab.

image018Free Grain Party Opinion Poll

image016Political parties use public opinion polls to find out how people feel about things. So Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane is commissioning his own survey. Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen carefully designed another Whistleblower Web Poll to let us know how you feel about the important issues of the day. Just asking your opinion should make you think they really care.

1. The kind of leader the United States really needs is:
(a) A Black Social Justice Warrior
(b) An Illegal Immigrant
(c) A Billionaire Businessman
(d) An Internet Publisher Writing Political Satire

2. This country would be a better place by:
(a) Encouraging prejudice
(b) Increasing taxes
(c) More government handouts
(d) Eating pancakes

3. The best way to solve the Iranian crisis would be to:
(a) Surrender
(b) Nuke Ahmadinejad
(c) Ignore them
(d) Stop trade and foreign aid to everyone who doesn’t support us

4. How can we solve the energy crisis:
(a) Turn old people into gasoline
(b) Tax the oil companies
(c) Sell gas for $10-per-gallon
(d) Stay home and wear sweaters

5. The best way best way to slow down the America’s Current Devolution:
(a) Impeach Joke Biden during his First 100 Days
(b) Anti-Trump Fake News Media inexplicably reports the truth
(c) Sudden surge of sanity by all RINOs and D-RATS
(d) Burn all those freaking Masks

 FREE GRAIN PARTY HOT LINE
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