MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 2016
Waiting For The Whistleblower Prediction
All afternoon, the Counter on the lower Right hand Corner of The Whistleblower Web Page has been clicking off the Hours, Minutes, and Seconds until the polls open, and at this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why The Blower hadn’t made its usual Guaranteed 100% Accurate Prediction for Crooked Hillary’s Trial tomorrow.
“The Blower has done some exhaustive polling, tracking the mood of likely voters across the Commonwealth,” Kane explained,” but Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said on Sunday before Tuesday’s Election, his polls in this race appeared to be really close, just to keep people interested in all that the Election Hype.”
“Right now Conservative Political Analysts are hoping more “Angry People” will be showing up at the polls tomorrow, while Left-of-Center Political Junkies like “Cincy Dave” believes all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, will be acquitting the most corrupt person ever to run for any office in American history, including “Mean Jean” Schmidt.
But Before We Vote, Let’s All Say The Slacker’s Prayer.
Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down with Barney Frank. He leadeth me toward the still voting booths. He restoreth my welfare. He leadeth me to the path of food stamps for His name’ sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Nancy Pelosi, I shall fear no evil, for Oprah art with me. Thy 30 second paid advertising, it comforts me. Thou preparest a tax break before me in the presence of Joe Biden. Thou annointest my head with alternative energy, my Prius runneth fine.
Racial Healing Update
At Black Churches all over America on Sunday, as usual, sermons were political, racist “Get-out-the-Vote” handouts were considered to be “Community Service” announcements, and buses were waiting to take parishioners down to their local Boards of Elections to vote early and often for their local DemocRATS for whom they were told to vote.
Speaking of which, did you remember that Saturday Night Live’s Satirical Black Panel Show: “What Would It Take For Obama To Lose Black Vote?” The Black Moderator reported “All over America, Obama’s approval rating has dropped five points to 41%, but even worse than that, the president’s approval rating among black voters has dropped seven points, all the way down to 92%.”
And The Blower says regardless of the outcome of tomorrow’s really-historic elections, Hurley the Historian predicts consequences for America are still foreboding. The US National Debt was $19,812,980,368,270 nation at 5:50 PM this afternoon (you can see the actual current number here) and the struggle for the soul of our once great nation will must continue.
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The Blower believes tomorrow will be the most important day in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance the Liberal Agenda.