SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2016
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was MONDAY NIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was TUESDAY NIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
Making American Elections Fun Again
AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK WAS FRIDAY NIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
The Stage Is Set. Let’s All Have Fun Watching Tomorrow Night’s Debate.
And Let’s Hope The Trumpster Can Get Off A Couple Of Zingers Like This.
DURING THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR TRUMP TO BE SEEN AS PRESIDENTIAL ON EVERY OCCASSION.
Because The Blower believes the next 44 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Radical Islamic Terrorists Bastards.
This Week’s Liberal Liar Award
In Friday Night’s FBI Bombshell, Obama Used A Pseudonym In Emails With Clinton
(But Obama Told CBS News He Learned About Her Private Server From News Accounts)
Radical Islamic Terrorist Update
Now Let’s Look At Last Week’s Radical Islamic Attacks
And Only The Stupidest DemocRAT Alive Could Believe It When Obama And Hillary Say We’re Winning
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
Dear Media: Please Stop Calling All Those Violent Rioters ‘Protesters’
In America, Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
BLACK (on black) LIES (don’t) MATTER
Black Lives Matter Cashes In With Over $100 Million From Liberal Foundations…
LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS
The Feck Stops Here
Metro Mole says not to worry if Hillary collapses on stage under the weight of all those lies at Monday night’s Presidential Debate, because our Feckless Fishwappers will certainly declare Hillary the winner of the debate, having just officially endorsed Mrs. Bill Clinton for President. No Kidding.
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are continuing to promote all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”