Daily Archives: September 28, 2016

Special “Biased Debate Problem” E-dition


First We Kill All The Moderators

image005-copyAt this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were congratulating Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about The Blower’s prediction that NBC’s Lester Holt might use his position as the so-called “moderator” of tonight’s first Presidential Debate to help Crooked Hillary. That’s why we called Lester ‘The Immoderator,’” Kane explained. 

image007-copyAnd did you see on Tuesday where Media Research Center President Brent Bozell even said “The GOP Should Have Vetoed Moderators from NBC Networks Due to the Far-Left Tilt?” How many years has The Blower been saying the same thing? 

Maybe that’s why Trump Adviser Rudy Giuliani told reporters Donald Trump should skip the next two debates unless he gets special guarantees from the moderators. 

image008-copy“Why do Republicans put up with this anyway?” Kane wondered. “Trump should’ve told whoever’s supposed to be in charge of the Debates that if they wanted him to participate they would have to put in fair moderators. Period.”

Trump could’ve sponsored his OWN debates and invited Hillary, and if she didn’t show up, Trump could just do a 90 minute infomercial for himself.

Every four years Republican voters complain about image010-copyliberal moderators, but the wussies at the Republican National Committee have never done anything about it.

“You don’t need debate moderators anyway, because Monday night’s TV show was only a joint press conference with a biased host,” Kane made clear. “Lincoln and Douglass never had a moderator. All you need is a timekeeper. You give both candidates a list of the questions and you give them the gong when they go over their time.” image003 image001