THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 06, 2020
GLOATING OVER THE TRUMPSTER’S LONG-OVERDUE TOTAL ACQUITTAL
On Trump’s 1112th Day In Office
Now Here’s Our Commemorative Coverage Of The Trumpster’s First 100 Days
That Date Was February 6
Tonight’s Top Ten List
Tonight it’s the Top Ten Reasons you know Disingenuous DemocRATS and the Liberal Propaganda Media will be protesting MVP Tom Brady’s and the New England Patriots’ Fifth Super Bowl Win Sunday Night.
10. John Lewis is staging a sit-in on the floor of the House and screaming Racism.
9. Jill Stein has already raised $4 million demanding a recount.
8. Falcon Lives Matter will be staging riots.
7. Vladimir Putin wanted his second Super Bowl ring, so he hacked it.
6. Nancy Pelosi says thousands of women will be donning their pussy hats and taking to the streets!
5. Chuck Schumer says Patriots only prevailed in the End Zone College.
4. Trump predicted The Patriots would win by eight and they only won by six.
3. Seattle Judge James Robart says he’ll be glad to rule in the DemocRATS’ favor.
2. The Atlanta Falcons are a majority African-American team representing a majority African-American city.
And the Number One Reason You Know Disingenuous DemocRATS and the Liberal Propaganda Media will be protesting MVP Tom Brady’s and the New England Patriots’ Super Bowl Win Sunday Night is… Tom Brady is a white guy.
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s First 100 Days To Make America Great. Today Is Day Number Fifteen* (Beginning On His First Full Day In Office On January 23, 2017). There Are 85 More To Go.