THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 2017
The Raccoons In Your Basement Analogy
You’ve been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately so you hire a guy. A pro. You don’t care if the guy smells, you need those raccoons gone pronto and he’s the guy to do it! You don’t care if the guy swears, you don’t care if he’s an alcoholic, you don’t care how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he voted for Obama, you don’t care if he has plumber’s crack…you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He’s the guy. He’s the best. Period!
That’s why we have President-Elect Trump. Yes, he’s a bit of an ass, yes he’s an egomaniac, but you don’t care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republican Party is two-faced and gutless, illegals are everywhere. You want it all fixed! You don’t care that President-Elect Trump is crude, you don’t care that he insults people, you don’t care that he had been friendly with Hillary, you don’t care that he has changed positions, you don’t care that he’s been married three times, you don’t care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, you don’t care that he doesn’t know the name of some Radical Islamic Terrorist.
This country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies have been making fun of us for the past eight years, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hamid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in; “AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED” and President-Elect Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.
You’re sick of politicians, sick of the DemocRAT Party, Republican Party, sick of “Fake News” and the Liberal Propaganda Media. You’re sick of illegals. You just want this thing fixed. President-Elect Trump may not be a saint, but he doesn’t have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn’t have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he’s also not a politician, he’s not a cowardly politician. And he says he’ll fix it.
You don’t care if the guy has bad hair.
You just want those raccoons gone.
Out of your house.