WEDNESDAY, FERUARY 08, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-FORTY-NINTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit Episode 3 – MANSPLAINING
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
A guy we’ll call “Template Tadwell” wanted to ask Charles Foster Kane if PELOSI’S BOY TOY had really placed our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher’s name on his Disingenuous D-RAT Propaganda List.
“Maybe he just wants us to give him a little more publicity,” Kane explained.
Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden delivered his second State of the Union address to the nation last night. The Onion looks at the highlights of the president’s speech.
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Biden Delivers State Of The Union
Second Camera Shows Surprise Guest Xi Jinping Backstage Reacting To Everything Biden Saying
- Raised interest rates 0.25% in response to boos
- Made repeated, unexplained references to something called “pickle barrel diplomacy”
- Remained alive throughout
- Threw in a few references from 45 years ago to keep Dianne Feinstein engaged
- Gently asked how folks would feel if deadliest Covid strain yet was about to be unleashed
- Tried fentanyl to see what all the fuss was about
- Light crowd work asking how many victims in the audience tonight
- The largest teleprompter font in U.S. history
- Surprisingly well-done rap in effort to relate to younger Congress members
- Inspired bipartisan hope with speech on America’s unparalleled ability to fail upwards
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President. 
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 636 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.
