THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND BECAUSE OF THE ILLEGAL RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN* THE PRICE OF GIBLETS IS SKY HIGH THIS YEAR
Getting in Touch With Your Inner Turkey
The deadline for submitting nominations for the Whistleblower’s 2022 Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants) is Monday, November 21 (three days before Thanksgiving) at 4PM.
And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).
In Anderson, Andrew Pappas says he’s looking for an overstuffed gobbler with large white breasts, If you know what we mean.
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky Turkeys won’t be left out of The Blower’s 2022 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant), because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.
So this year’s Turkey of the Year Contest promises to be our best yet, but only with your help. Remember what Jesse “The Body” Ventura said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to an even bigger turkey than you are.”
This will be the umpteenth year for the for our Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest, and nominations for 2022 are already pouring in. Now see if you can identify any of our nominees from years gone by.
PREVIOUS TURKEY OF THE YEAR NOMINATIONS