“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (11/16/2022)

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-FIFTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

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If Women Had The Same Rights As Guns


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THE ONION

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Trump is going to be president again! No, really! And when he takes office he’s going to make America great and glorious again. For real this time! Over five hundred items are on the top of his day one list.

Here are a few things he’ll do when he’s back behind the resolute desk:

  1. Adjust the height of the presidential chair: Trump is way taller than Sleepy Joe Biden.
  2. Sign an executive order banning blue shells in Mario Kart: Make Rainbow Road safe again!
  3. Permanently bring back the McRib: True patriots eat McRib all year round.
  4. Nominate Buffalo Guy for Secretary of State:May have trouble getting confirmed in the Senate.
  5. Declassify everything: Then have it all sent to Mar-a-Lago for safekeeping.
  6. Ban Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas”: Not on his watch!
  7. Annex Blueyso it can officially be codified as part of American culture: Only then can we fight back against absent fathers.
  8. Start a weekly pickup basketball game with Kim Jong-un:Diplomacy!
  9. Appoint Ron DeSantis ambassador to the South Pole: Very important job.
  10. Save Ukraine: He’ll start by blowing up all the onion-shaped domes on the Kremlin.

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BABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President. Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

THE US NATIONAL DEBT

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And Today Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Where Trump’s Next Packed 2022 Mid-Term Save America Rally Will Be

But See The Trumpster’s Official Campaign Website, CLICK HERE

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 720 days before the 2024 elections.