“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (10/26/2022)

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-FORTY-FOURTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —

The Babylon Bee Reviews Leftist Memes
Another edition of the Left Can’t Meme! Kyle, Adam, and Chandler judge terrible leftist memes making fun of Republicans and the right.

Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

 Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.

TO SEE SLIDESHOW, CLICK HERE

THE ONION

OUR DEMOCRACY IS IN GRAVE DANGER, and the only way to save it is to be informed! That’s why the democracy experts at the Babylon Bee have written the definitive guide to our constitutional republic.

In our definitive guide, you will learn:

  • How to rig elections
  • How to bribe politicians
  • How to destroy your political opponents online
  • How the Constitution protects your right to own an F-15
  • How Big Tech companies rule the world from their evil lairs
  • How to conduct an insurrection
  • Why America is NOT REALLY a democracy

Laugh along with us as we explore the worst political system on earth–except for all the others!

Seriously though- we wrote this book to provide some levity in the midst of a crazy election season. We hope it makes you laugh as much as we laughed while writing it.

BABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.

Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

THE US NATIONAL DEBT

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And Today Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering About Tickets For Trump’s Final 2022 Mid-Term Save America Rally In Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead’s Recently Redefined Congressional District.

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 13DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.