FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-NINTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
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Are you and your backward family still following those outdated family traditions? It’s time to drop those archaic and meaningless activities for some family traditions that actually matter!
So get with the times and check out these superior modern replacements!
Old: Thanking God for providing this meal
New: Thanking government for providing this meal
Old: Taking kids to an art museum
New: Gluing kids to the wall in an art museum to protest climate change
Old: Going to church
New: Going to family-friendly Drag shows
Old: Carving the turkey on Thanksgiving
New: Carving the crickets
Old: Handing over the keys to his first car
New: Handing over his government-issued public transportation card
Old: Playing out in the mud
New: Vaccinating your infant 70+ times and hoping for the best
Old: Telling your kids not to smoke
New: Begging them to smoke so they don’t vape
Old: Watching Lord of the Rings
New: Watching Rings of Power
Old: Teaching your kids they can be anything
New: Teaching your kids they are mentally ill victims
Old: Bedtime stories
New: Oh no! You don’t even have kids!
Well, now you know. Don’t be a knuckle-dragger and get out there and embrace modernity!
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BABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
FINALLY, LOCAL TRUMPSTERS ARE GETTING READY FOR SATURDAY NIGHT’S BIG SAVE AMERICA RALLY IN ROBSTOWN, TEXAS, WHERE THE HELL THAT IS
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 18 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.