WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-SEVENTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
Christian Nationalism: Worse Than The NAZIS?
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
White House Offers Migrants Legal Path To Deportation
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Be alert! Horror movies are proven to murder your soul by decapitating it with a spiritual machete. Stick to this approved list of certified family-friendly horror films that are sure to scare any conservative Christian family. Have a safe and responsible Halloween! We mean Harvest!
Turn off the lights and put on one of these terrifying flicks:
That clip of Joe Biden talking to a ghost: The twist is that he was dead the whole time!
Any clip of Kamala Harris talking about a tragedy: Never have you heard diabolical laughter this diabolical.
The View: Six women talking about politics with no sensible men present to mansplain to them? A conservative’s worst nightmare. Whoever can withstand it the longest wins! But at what cost?
A Joel Osteen Sermon: You can almost smell the hellfire and sulfur burning as he speaks!
That She-Hulk twerking scene: You haven’t known horror until you witness CG twerking.
A Boston Children’s Gender Clinic informational video: Worse than any Saw film.
Televangelist reruns from the week leading up to Y2K: These will scar you for life. Hope you’re ready for the rapture!
Mark Zuckerberg’s Metaverse commercial: It’s like he’s human… but not quite. You can debate your theories for hours!
That Rings of Power slow-mo shot of Galadriel smiling creepily on a horse: (shudder)
Footage of Antifa riots: The braindead walk!
Watch all of them this season, if you dare!
NOT SATIRE: SO WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
Horror movies can present a numbing effect that can sear our consciences. Most horror movies are intended to activate a fear response that gives the audience a rush. When presented with so many images that depict the triumph of evil, or portray excess violence and gore, our brains can normalize such images, especially in kids. These images can linger with us causing loss of sleep.
While there is nothing wrong with being entertained we should be keenly aware of what worldview is being pushed in the movies we watch. If you’re a parent, you must know your limits and your kids’ limits.
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BABYLON BEE
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
FINALLY, LOCAL TRUMPSTERS ARE GETTING READY FOR SATURDAY NIGHT’S BIG SAVE AMERICA RALLY IN ROBSTOWN, TEXAS, WHERE THE HELL THAT IS
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 20 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.
