SO FAR IT’S BEEN HARD TO TELL HOW SUCCESSFUL OUR MLB BOYCOTT HAS BEEN SINCE SO FEW FANS HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO ATTEND THE GAMES ANYWAY
TODAY IS
FRIDAY, MAY 28, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND-TWENTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S CONSERVATIVE AGENDA VIDEO —
How To Eat Cicadas!
WHAT THE HELL IS “VIRTUAL DINING” ANYWAY?
This week, everybody who is still waiting for the Distaste of Cincinnati folks to announce a new date for their 2021 Event, was holding off sending an e-mailing an entry to this week’s Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The festival had previously been moved to July 3-5 weekend, postponed from its Memorial Day weekend date.
All except Perturbed In Park Hills, who must not watch a lot of TV news, since he was unaware something as Iconic as The Annual Distaste of Cincinnati event wouldn’t be able to operate within Governor Mike’s and Dr. Amy’s safe distancing guidelines, so he sent in two over-stuffed sonnets anyway
The winner is, not surprisingly, Perturbed in Park Hills, who’ll be receiving rain checks for all those great food items we normally give away for Distaste of Cincinnati prizes. Perturbed will, however, be receiving The Blower’s traditional year’s supply of Beano, which he can use for calculating safe distancing since if you can smell the stink when somebody passes gas, you’re too close. His winning entry is:
Each Year At The Taste Of The Natti
It’s difficult to be called “fatty.”
That’s because the portions are so small
They hardly stick to your ribs at all.
But this year there’s even less sticking,
‘Cause, it’s all just pointing and clicking.
The Kung Flu Corona Scam-demic,
With its hysteria systemic,
Has created a virtual ghost,
So all social gatherings are toast.
What if face masks had a female scent?
That could be one way we’d circumvent
The Bill Gates mouthpieces in lab coats:
We could pretend we’re sowing wild oats.
What’ll it be, Channel Number 5?
Something to arouse male sex drive?
Six feet apart means make-believe sex:
With scented masks and lots of latex.
Each Year At The Taste Of The Natti
Will mask-a-holics drive you batty?
They’ll tell you they “follow the science”
To excuse their gutless compliance
With Fauci the Weasel’s latest schtick
(Our new Chief Medical Bolshevik).
But wait! Will “Taste” come to pass this year?
Will we guzzle our designer beer?
Or has “Get Out the Vax” torpedoed
The restaurant industry’s whole bar code?
Time for Jill Meyer to grow a spine
And say “Kiss my ass, Mr. DeWhine!
Here’s the truth about Gates’ agenda:
Big profits for his hacienda.
Global depopulation’s coming,
Deep State propaganda is humming.
Death, blood clots, paralysis after vax?
Nope – Big Tech covers those bloody tracks.
“Get Out the Psychopaths” will be next:
We’ll expose their poisonous effects
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Next Riot, I’d Rather Be Looting”
