TODAY IS
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2020
TRUMP’S 1430th DAY IN OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER REMEMBERS BILL CLINTON’S INFAMOUS QUOTE ABOUT “CHEATING”
This week, everybody who wasn’t surprised Dishonest D-RATS rigged the 2020 presidential election for Joke Biden since there was no accountability after they were caught rigging the 2016 election for Crooked Hillary, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Larry D’Liar, who says politicians prevaricate so often because people really don’t want to hear the truth. Plus, every politician in America is still celebrating how quickly Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns.
The winner is Larry D’Liar, who says politicians prevaricate so often because people really don’t want to hear the truth. Plus, every politician in America is still celebrating how quickly Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns.
Larry wins a “Cheaters Make Better Lovers” bumper sticker, an official “Joke Biden President-Elect” T-Shirt, and with his name on the Biden-Harris suckers list, the opportunity to donate to the Biden-Harris Transition Fund every day for the next 31 more days. His winning limerick is:
Here’s Why D-RATS Always Must Cheat
In any contest in which they compete
They have real facility
With no accountability
In their rigged game, you’ll go down to defeat
And from Perturbed in Park Hills
Here’s Why D-RATS Always Must Cheat:
It goes with being quite effete.
Not to mention hatred of God –
That prominent trait of the “Squad.”
Satan is the father of lies;
The D-RATS have extensive ties
To that underworld of malice.
(That’s why they worship the phallus.)
The ballot-box won’t pave their way,
So to keep the people at bay
They pay fascist gangsters and thugs
From all their profits selling drugs,
To threaten and intimidate
As they set up their police state.
“Gee – nice family you have there!
We can’t predict how they will fare
If you keep voting the wrong way!
Our regrets we’ll have to convey.
We’ll be sure to send nice flowers:
‘Best regards – from the Dark Powers.'”
The First Line On Next Week’s Limerick Contest Is:
“If A Politician Was Ever Held To Account”
MORE AWARD-WINNING PROSE AND POETRY LATER
