SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2020
TRUMP’S 1430th DAY IN OFFICE
AND WE ONCE AGAIN HEAR FROM OUR LOCAL POLITICAL JUNKIE WE’LL CALL “CINCY DAVE”
Our Political Junkie We’ll Call “Cincy Dave” was NOT part of the Marvelous Media Meltdown to come that’s been going on since the Greatest Election Night In History.
That’s why The Blower has always been pleased to re-publish “Cincy Dave’s” scholarly attempts to be fair-and-balanced following the 2016 Presidential Election.
We continue with Cincy Dave’s latest thoughts on the 2020 Bengals.
Bengals fans: Everyone knows that the Bengals really did win every game this season. Not only did they win, but they won by incredible scores. No other teams even came close! However, the other teams cheated, the Refs were biased and even the scoreboards were fixed. Yeah, the fix was in. The fake sports media are also biased and they should acknowledge the Bengals’ tremendous wins. We’re going to sue the NFL for letting this happen. Local and state officials, especially judges, should have the courage to stand up to correct the false reporting about Bengals games. The supreme court should step in now to right this fraud.
Please contribute to the Bengals Defense Fund to fight to stop this fraudulent season and to make sure that the Bengals go to the Super Bowl next year, where they will win easily. We can’t let the Packers, Saints, Kansas City, Kansas, or the Steelers – (Stealers, that’s a good one!) – steal this Super Bowl. Rudy and Sidney are doing a tremendous job on this, but they need your help.
And by the way, the Bengals won those two Super Bowls back in the ‘80s too. Actually, they won every Super Bowl since 1968. Mike Brown has so many Super Bowl trophies in his office that he has no more room to put them. Therefore he will need a new stadium. The old stadium needs to be replaced and the County hasn’t had a tax increase in months, so they should be able to afford another tax increase to pay for another stadium. Mike Brown may be tired of winning, but he’s not tired of the taxpayers paying his rent.
More Thought-Provoking Left-Of-Center Opinion Later…