TODAY IS
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 04, 2020
TRUMP’S 1414th DAY IN OFFICE
AND WE ONCE AGAIN HEAR FROM OUR LOCAL POLITICAL JUNKIE WE’LL CALL “CINCY DAVE”
Our Political Junkie We’ll Call “Cincy Dave” was NOT part of the Marvelous Media Meltdown to come that’s been going on since the Greatest Election Night In History.
That’s why The Blower has always been pleased to re-publish “Cincy Dave’s” scholarly attempts to be fair-and-balanced following the 2016 Presidential Election.
We begin with Cincy Dave’s latest thoughts on the 2020 Elections..
Yeah, Biden won Georgia for the third time yesterday. The second recount was completed with no changes, so the Secretary of State, who was a Trump supporter, said that it “looks like Biden will be carrying Georgia.” This was starting to get pretty obvious, because the vote was certified a few days ago. People can now start pronouncing it the way many Georgians have always pronounced it…… “Joe-gia”.
Trump is finally starting to admit that he lost. Not that he is conceding or anything, but because he wants to keep the money rolling in by claiming he isn’t going anywhere, and will be running in 2024. That way, he can pay himself a huge salary as head of his own PAC, which will go a long way toward paying off the hundreds of millions he owes to Deutchebank and various Russians. Actually running for office is a different matter, considering his serious criminal problems with the Manhattan D.A. and the NY State A.G. Without the power of the presidency to suppress evidence, he could be in Sing-Sing by 2024.
It is reported that Trump’s back-up plan is to run his daughter for office. She has a lot of qualifications, such as being Trump’s daughter, and of course being Trump’s daughter. Her main accomplishments in life are being born in the correct bed to be considered Trump’s daughter, as well as being somebody that he would like to date. It will be interesting to see how that works out. The last daughter of a president with any political ambitions was probably Caroline Kennedy, but she didn’t have dad’s charisma or political skills, not to mention her mother’s looks. Thanks to lots of work on her body, the Trump daughter does look good, but that’s about as far as it goes.
The Trump presidency is now in its final seven weeks. Get ready for the flurry of Pardons, some of which will even be free of charge. Also, get ready for the flurry of federal executions, and because Trump and Barr want to bring back firing squads and the electric chair, these might not be free of charge.
More Thoughtful Left-Of-Center Opinion Later…
