TODAY IS
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 2020
AND WE’RE WAITING TO SEE HOW MANY WRITE-IN VOTES DELUSIONAL EX-OHIO GOVERNOR KASICH GETS TONIGHT
On Trump’s 1117th Day In Office
THAT DAY WAS FEBRUARY 09
Because his Facebook Account has been disabled, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends have missed some really timely e-ditions today, including our:
“Granite State Cartoonery” E-dition (This Morning, While Political Pundits Are Still Speculating Who’ll Come In Second In New Hampshire, Our Conservative Cartoonists Were Already Hard At Work.)
(Where The Kasich Campaign Claimed Early Voters Gave Our Ohio Governor A Huge Lead)
“Islamification Of America” E-dition (Do You Really Think It’s Not Happening Here?)
“Nervous in New Hampshire” E-dition (Did Fox News Already Predict The Winner?) 
And Our “Political Profanity Update” E-dition (Where The Blower Said If Trump Lost In New Hampshire Tonight, It Would’ve Been Because He Called Ted Cruz A “Pussy.”)
No wonder one of our Persons of Consequence on The Blower’s Exclusive E-Mail List said, “The Main Stream Media Are A Bunch of Pussies!”