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Official “Gay Day Parade” E-dition

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Happy Gay Pride Day, Everybody!

image010AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how upset Marvin Manley was with all that Orchestrated Leftist Feckless Fishwrap’s Politically Correct Coverage after Whistleblower Lifestyle Commentators Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis demanded equal time when the Straight Pride Month organizer announced this year’s “Annual Straight Pride Parade” would take place in Anderson Township.

“He probably rushed right out for lunch at Chick-Fil-A,” Kane explained. But Manley was in pretty good company, since the Trump White House is not lighting up the White House in Gay Colors ignoring Gay Illumination for the third straight year.

image010NBC reports that during the campaign, Trump promised to be an LGBTQ-friendly Republican and, during Pride Month 2016, tweeted his support for the community.

At the 2016 Republican National Convention, Trump noted the Pulse nightclub shooting and became the first GOP presidential nominee to directly address the LGBTQ community from a convention podium.

“As your president, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology,” Trump said at the time.

image010The Blower remembers when Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus reported Obama and Biden had turned the military into a “Totally Gay Army,” saying foes of Homosexuality were still holding fast to “Worn Arguments and Old Attitudes.” In the warped world of Obama, “Sin is a worn argument.” Meanwhile, Disgraced Former Ohio Gayvenor Strickland and Cincinnati’s Equally Disgraced Former Girly Man Mayor Mark Mallory had planned to march with soldiers in that day’s Gay Pride Parade on the All Gay Obergefell Way in Downtown Cincinnati, waving signs that say, “Never Leave Your Buddy’s Behind.”

image010Meanwhile, Whistleblower Alternative Life Styles Co-Editors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis recall how our local Gay Community was more than a little upset when Lea DeLaria, Lesbian Grand Marshal of that year’s Cincinnati’s Gay Day Parade, cancelled at the last minute so she could be in Chicago’s Pride parade where the chicks are hotter, according to her Facebook. 


image010Whistleblower Alternative Life Styles Co-Editors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis also recall how our local Gay Community was more than a little upset when Lea DeLaria, Lesbian Grand Marshal of that year’s Cincinnati’s Gay Day Parade, cancelled at the last minute so she could be in Chicago’s Pride parade where the chicks are hotter, according to her Facebook. 

image010And from The Sublime to the Ridiculous, (which means from something very serious to something very silly) Friday afternoon, Cincinnati’s Scruffy Mayor who even shaved to appear at the Tensing Mistrial Press Conference was not on hand to officiate at the impromptu Gay Blowjob Rally on Fountain Square.

image010image009How gay was that? You could see more t You could see more tormented queens in Downtown Cincinnati than in the Tower of London, and that Supreme Court Justice Elena Gaygan lookalike contest was a lot of fun too.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Karen Ripley’s: “I can’t help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, “Who’s the dyke in the dress?”

Comedian Laura Kightlinger says, “My favorite thing in a gay pride parade is the big, helium cartoon characters. There is something about seeing Bullwinkle’s ass in chaps. I revert to being a kid on gay pride morning.”

On the other hand, Comedian Norm MacDonald says, “A Gay Pride Parade is just a bunch of gay guys.”

And Spectrum says you don’t have to wait for Gay Pride Day to watch Lesbian porn on Cinemax After Dark.

image010It’s a good thing our Gay Pride Celebration doesn’t take place to coincide with our annual Paddlefest, since so many people think the Gay Pride Parade is just Paddlefest without the kayaks, because that’s when Liberal Loonies try to sell us down the river one more time, but organizer Brewster Rhoads says his annual event is not to be confused with the annual Gay Paddlefest, where Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis like to give each other spankings at Sawyer Point.  Not only that, our good friend Bobby Leach e-mailed us our Gay Paddlefest Joke: “What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.” And at City Hall Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback is somewhat of a “Gay Joke.”

image010In other really gay news, Our Cross-Dressing Attorney remembers Deviant D-RAT Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportune’s and David A. Pepper’s Top-Secret “Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender Pride Day” Proclamation, which was included in that Gay Pride Salute back in 2008 from those homo-loving guys at Not the Fishwrap.

everybody was wondering if that since Ghizzy Lizzy was finally a Republican judge, maybe she didn’t have to show up at that year’s Gay Day Parade.


And wait to you see if Cincinnati’s Police Chief is marching in the Gay Pride parade.  They even made a new rainbow flag with the Cincinnati Police badge on it. The Cincinnati PD’s full-time liaison officer assigned to the gay groups must’ve needed something to do.

And shouldn’t the City of Cincinnati’s Operation Center be staffed and supporting everyone? How about being staffed and operating EVERYDAY?  CALL IT THE “PLUSH RULE.”

image010How long has The Blower been covering Gay Pride News? We’re not sure, but if you check out the July 2, 1991 edition, image014you might see Bud Fugger’s Homosexual Hotline, which reported then Mayor David Mann didn’t show up at the Gay Pride Parade, but instead, he sent over a proclamation changing the name to “Gay Tolerance.”  

image010In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says wet weather didn’t dampen the gayety at that year’s Gay Pride Parade in Columbus, when according to the Ohio Constitution, only a marriage between one man and one woman would still be recognized as a valid union by the state and its political subdivisions. The Ohio Constitution also said that neither the state nor any political subdivision may create or recognize a legal status for relationships of unmarried individuals that intends to approximate the design, qualities, significance or effect of marriage.

image010And Hairy Homophobe Phil Burr-ass says, “The US Supreme image018Court has determined that Hairy Homophobe Phil Burr-ass says, “The US Supreme Court has determined that same-sex unions are legal in all fifty states.  And that all states must recognize each other’s same-sex unions. Stand strong in the defense of marriage and religious freedom with your online gift now. Americans of faith must prepare for the inevitable: the further destruction of our precious, God-given and constitutionally guaranteed religious liberty. As sexual freedom increasingly trumps religious freedom, you and I, and everyone who believes in God’s definition of marriage must expect to be targeted. Those who oppose our Biblical view of marriage will now try to silence us on this and other matters of religious conscience.”

We’re sure Burr-ass hateful remarks were discussed Friday night at the Bud Light Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, and Transgender Pub 38th Annual Gay Pride Parade New York City ________________________- Uploaded on June 26 2007 by kcjc009 to http://www.flickr.com/photos/kcjc/sets/72157600506916216/ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en-usCrawl from NoKY to Northside sponsored by the Greater Cincinnati Gay Pride Chamber of Commerce. If you’re a gay guy, do you really think getting drunk and crawling around on all fours is the safest way to hook up for the night?


And the OKI Clean Air Committee says, “Come on down for clean air celebration with fireworks presented by the P&G’s Gay Products Division at Sawyer Point for Gay Pride Day.”

image010Meanwhile, the Illegal Aliens Association was filing suit to make sure the “Declaration of Gay Independence” was always translated into Spanish, and Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose wondered whatever happened to the Amnesty-fest they were promised, In Anderson, Liberal Whackos were still trying to change the Gay Redskin Mascot’s name to “Spreading Buttocks,” and it’s a good thing the ACLU was still letting Gay Patriots sing the “Star Spangled Banner” on Gay Pride Day.

image010Also this year, Black Lies Matter is joining in the fun, giving Scared Suburbanites another good reason to avoid Downtown Cincinnati like a Leper Colony.  

image010Still unknown was whether That Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt would be marching with supporters of Gay Turkish Muslims.


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