THURSDAY, MAY 25, 2017
What In The Helena Happened In Montana?
Because With Greg Gianforte’s Body Slam Wednesday Night, Tonight’s Montana Special Election Was No Longer A Bellwether

The Washington Examiner said D-RATS were eager to prove President Trump’s destructive influence over his party, and were hoping a special election for a congressional seat in Montana tonight might serve as a bellwether of success in the 2018 midterms.

But Wednesday night’s events ruined tonight’s election’s purely portentous political value when GOP candidate Greg Gianforte tussled with a Hillary-Loving Liberal reporter for The Guardian, allegedly body-slamming him to the ground. The story even prompted three separate Montana newspapers to revoke their endorsements and drove widespread national media coverage where The Destroy Trump Media were all blaming the President for slamming a Hillary-Loving Liberal reporter to the ground.

Less than 24 hours before polls were set to open, the race had lost its ability to serve as a fair predictor of future elections. Though some estimates say nearly 70 percent of voters had already cast their ballots (early voting is common in Montana), Gianforte’s actions created a set of circumstances that puts Republicans at an unusual disadvantage they will almost certainly not face elsewhere. As returns came in tonight night, we should take any attempts by either party to spin these results as a harbinger for the midterms with a grain of salt.

This afternoon, Rush Limbaugh said this was yet the third special election this year. If you count the primary runoff in Georgia, this is the third one. And there’s a pattern. There is a formula for the way the Drive-By Media reports these, and you can see it here in the headline at Salon.com: “Republicans Are Scared About the Montana Special Election.” And this was written before the incident where the Millennial Pajama Boy reporter for The Guardian was just unacceptably, brusquely and rudely thrown to the ground like 125-pound dishrag.

Headline of the story: “Republicans Are Scared About the Montana Special Election.” That’s how this stuff starts out. There’s the formula. Leftist news media says Republicans are scared, they’re nervous, they’re fearful, they’re red faced, they’re quaking in the corner with fear. They can barely get through the day, so worried because they know that if they lose, it means it’s over for Trump

And then polls are cited. The DemocRATS always do well or better than anyone imagined they would do in the polls. The polls always show the DemocRAT challenger may be winning outright, maybe a little ahead, certainly no less than tied with the evil Republican. DemocRAT donors from Hollywood and Silicon Valley and New York then pour in millions of dollars to the unknown DemocRAT candidate who was on the verge of throwing the Trump administration out of office by defeating the Republican.

The DemocRATS then run a far-left nut job as a fake moderate. In Montana they got the guy wearing a cowboy hat. They’ve got their far-left freak candidate wearing a cowboy hat and trying to look as manly and studly as Gianforte looks. They’ve got him out there singing western tunes on haystacks and in front of barns and stuff with the smell of cow manure all over in an attempt to hide the fact the guy is a screaming leftist, like the 125-pound thrown-away dishrag reporter that Gianforte unacceptably, rudely, we just can’t stand for this, threw to the ground.

Predictably, RINO Paul Ryan And Nutty Nancy Pelosi Condemned The Montana Candidate For Assaulting the Hillary-Loving Liberal Reporter.

Before the polls opened, the media was all excited. The Disingenuous DemocRATS and the Destroy Trump Media were all pumped it up. They’d really revved it up. They’d gotten everybody convinced the Republican didn’t have a prayer. In Montana they were doubly convinced after Gianforte, the manly and studly candidate, had thrown the 125-pound wet dishrag reporter from The Guardian to the ground. It was being described as a body slam, something that would be totally unacceptable, that nobody would want to be part of our politics. You just don’t treat the media this way, particularly young Millennial guys who are nowhere near being prepared for this kind of thing.

Rush concluded: Following the formula, they had build the DemocRAT up. The Republican had no prayer because the Republican represented Trump and the country hates Trump. And the DemocRAT defeating the Republican was going to signify the country had finally come to its senses and wanted to get rid of Trump. Everybody hated Trump and was totally supportive of any effort to get rid of Trump.

But what if Montana voters really liked seeing Republican congressional candidate Greg Gianforte body slam a Guardian reporter the day before a special election in Montana where Gianforte had held a solid lead in the polls over DemocRAT Rob Quist?

MSNBC political correspondent Garrett Haake tweeted Thursday that a Gianforte voter told him, “I think reporters have it coming.” Haake tweeted yesterday that he told a gas station clerk about the incident and she replied, “My kind of politician.”

That would mean if by any chance the DemocRAT were to lose tonight, it would be like every one of those special elections since Trump was inaugurated. Disingenuous DemocRATS and the Destroy Trump Media would end up blaming everybody but themselves. We’ll have to see if that pattern holds.

At tonight’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what to make of tonight’s election results. “One thing’s for sure,” Kane explained. “Greg Gianforte must surely understand Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto.”

 (Let’s all say it together):
Because wherever there’s corruption, we’ll be there.
Wherever there’s injustice, we’ll be there.
And wherever there’s a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we’ll be there too…holding the little guy down. And that goes double for Hillary-Loving Liberal political reporters.

The Blower wonders when Greg Gianforte will be receiving his well-earned congratulatory phone call from Air Force One.

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