TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2016
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
Last night, The Blower explained Crooked Hillary’s Humiliating Defeat on Election Night was ONLY THE BEGINNING. Nothing had really changed. Congress, the Political Elite, and the Liberal Media Conspiracy have not learned their lesson. Their lies and stupidity would continue. Like the War on Terror, we said it was going to be a long hard slog, and Conservatives must now be prepared to soldier on for as long as it takes.
Today, Rush Limbaugh said “The Trump Years Will Be a Constant Battle with the Media, the Left — and Their Special-Kind-of-Stupid Followers.” By, Jove, I think El Rushbo’s got it. (MORE)
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MAKING AMERICA RICH AGAIN
DOW HITS NEW HIGH OF 19000 TRUMP RALLY CONTINUES
PLUS, THESE TWO NEW CONSERVATIVE VIDEOS
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says the Conservative Agenda is now working with the various parts of the Trump transition team selecting fellow conservative patriots who are willing to go to Washington to help our new President return to over-taxed payers the power taken from them in recent years by the Leftists.
TODAY’S EARLIER WHISTLEBLOWER EDITIONS
“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Kennedy Assassination” (Too Many People Have Forgotten)
“Getting Ready for Thanksgiving” (TODAY MIGHT BE A PRETTY GOOD DAY, UNLESS YOU’RE AN OVERTAXED PAYER OR A TURKEY!)
FAST FORWARD TO 2017
Melania Plans White House Changes
WORLD NEWS BUREAU – In the tradition of First Ladies, Melania Trump is planning changes and updates to personalize the White House. A partial list of proposed changes leaked Tuesday include:
- Remove weed-choked garden and install putting green using synthetic grass to save water and assure year-round use.
- Remove “African shit” from all public and private areas.
- Re-carpet and paint hallway outside of Oval Office to remove any remaining Clinton body fluids.
- Remove tire swing and gym equipment from First Lady’s office.
- Re-acquire bust of Winston Churchill and display prominently.
- Refinish top of Oval Office desk to remove cigarette burns and shoe damage.
- Declare Master Bedroom and bathroom a biohazard. Totally renovate with new surfaces, fixtures, and furniture.
- Totally renovate and refurnish Oval Office to remove “overpowering stench of failure.” And that’s the way it was today on the 59th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done to America.
*1,078 Until “Dee-Day” If You Live In Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom