THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2018
Trump’s 1,000th Day In Office
Remembering the 2016 Presidential Campaign with only 19 more days till the most important Elections in American History, when The Blower reported what ordinary Americans thought about the 2016 Elections on the day after the third and final debate.
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2016
What Ordinary Americans Think About This Year’s Crappy Elections
PORKY DORKMAN, STUDENT: My teacher (who belongs to an exempted union) says all Republicans are mean people who hate children, and if I don’t tell my parents to vote for Hillary, one dark night the sheriff will send his thugs to arrest me.
NORMA RASHID, FORMER TV5 ANCHORWOMAN: If Republican in Congress would only forget about repealing ObamaCare, I could just sit home alone waiting for you-know-who to call, except every time the phone rings it’s just another recorded message from Hillary telling me not to forget to send in another $3 for a chance to meet her at her Victory Party.
LINDA LIBEL, GOSSIP COLUMNIST: If The Blower would only forget about covering the political debates, maybe they could find more space to update some of my salacious scandals and coverage of the trial of that disgraced Anderson Township Trustee for masturbating in a Wellborn woman’s car after she gave him a ride home from a party. People would still like to know if he’s up to his old tricks.
REVERUM CALHOUN, MINISTER: Who cares how many white pastors defied the IRS on Pulpit Freedom Sunday when they preached politics from their platforms. I’m just waiting for Dishonest DemocRATS to pay me to tell my congregation to vote for Hillary. Besides, Obama’s half Black, and Half Black Lives Matter.
Obama and his Chicago thugs,
Have shredded the Constitution.
Now our for of government
Is political prostitution.
SEEDY DIEHL, NORTHERN KENTUCKY HOMELESS GUY LIVING UNDER THE BRIDGE: Now that everybody’s forgotten about Obama’s Historic “Bridge Too Far” Campaign Speech in Cincinnati that didn’t result in any new bridges being built because money for the Brent Spence Bridge wasn’t even included in the Federal Budget, I’m still living in my refrigerator box at the hobo camp and letting all you over-taxed payers pay my Medicare expenses under the ObamaCare provisions.
CH SNITCH, 1000 MAIN STREET: This weekend, the Hamilton County RINO Party says all party hacks are gladly volunteering to walk door-to-door campaigning for Donald Trump, Steve Chabothead, and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup, along with Commissioner Candidates Andy Pappas and Dennis Deters, because that’s the only way Republicans will be able to win the presidency and keep control of the Hamilton County Courthouse in November.
REAL AMERICANS HOT LINE
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