MONDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTIETH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Electric Cars
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
A guy we’ll call “Told-You-So Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if Really Stupid Voters would’ve elected all those Bidenflation D-RATS if they’d known about higher energy costs this winter. “I can’t wait to tell them all to ‘suck it up’ when it gets really cold,” Kane said.
Donald Trump’s announcement on Tuesday that he will run for president again in 2024 makes him part of an exclusive group of ex-presidents who sought their old office back. The Onion looks back at the history of ex-presidents who tried to run again.
Andrew Jackson (1840): Jackson made a desperate run at a third term after learning that he failed to get all the Native Americans the first time around.
Martin Van Buren (1848): Van Buren hoped another term would elevate him from a president nobody remembers to a president almost nobody remembers.
Grover Cleveland (1892): Faced with the difficult choice of years of nothing but quality time with his family or being president again, he nobly ran and won.
Teddy Roosevelt (1912): Needed something to do after hunting the world’s big game supply to extinction.
Richard Nixon (1992): Nixon entered the race with a, “Come on, that was all a long time ago!” campaign slogan.
Ronald Reagan (2000): A doddering Reagan announced his bid for the presidency to the condiments in his fridge.
Donald Trump (2024): Reluctantly threw his hat in the ring when he could no longer resist the pleas of a party—and a nation—that needed him more than ever.
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- A life-size Zelensky huggable plush doll: Snuggle with the hero of Ukraine! $50 billion in cash not included.
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- 10% for the big guy: Always remember to tithe the president!
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NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President. 
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
And Today Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Where Trump’s Next Packed 2024 Election Rally Will Be And Clicks On “Get Tickets Here” And Winds Up On The Trumpster’s Official Campaign Fundraising Website
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 714 days before the 2024 elections.
