Daily Archives: November 6, 2022

Special “Indecision 2022” E-dition

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TODAY IS
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 06, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-FIFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE WISH WE HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYBODY WHO’S ASKING THIS QUESTION

image004We Won’t Endorse….
by Charles Foster Kane
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher

           
Before every election, The Whistleblower-Newswire is always deluged with calls, faxes, text messages, mean tweets, and e-mails asking which candidates and issues we plan to endorse. As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing which will be forever known as Indecision 2022, our readers have every right to expect nothing less. But the fact that only two days before this year’s rigged elections, after all of our penetrating reporting and scathing commentary, there can be any doubt about which candidates or issues we might cheer or jeer is a further tribute to the astounding even-handedness of our eternally fair-and-balanced journalism.

image009image041But political scientists are puzzled: How can elected officials be caught lying, tell more lies the next day, and the press won’t even hold them accountable? But as Crooked Hillary says, “What difference does it make, anyway,” after our Avaricious Attorney from COAST Chris Finney successfully argued for a politician’s Right to Lie before the U.S. Supreme Court lo those many years ago.

image009image008Unlike the so-called mainstream news media like our Feckless Fishwrappers, whose totally discredited political endorsements by their rubber-stamping idiotirial board and news coverage are so often interchangeable, The Whistleblower continues to present facts, opinions, viewpoints, and analyses on all sides of an issue. On rare occasions, we even attempt to use humor or sarcastic satire to make a point. We trust our readers are intelligent enough to come to an informed decision.  

image009And since we never accept advertising, and have no sponsors nor special interests to dictate their extreme prejudices, we wouldn’t insult the Persons of Consequence who are our subscribers by presuming they’re not bright enough and sufficiently critical to evaluate what we’ve presented, along with everything else they’ve seen, read, heard, and smelled so they can make up their own minds.

image009Let’s face it: Prostitutes in the Press and trash-talkers on the radio will take money to promote both sides of any contest or issue, whether they believe them or not. They’ll always ignore false claims in lying, last-minute desperate negative attack ads from despicable candidates, as long as those commercials are paid for in advance. There’s no limit on how much money they’ll accept from anyone, all in the name of promoting “free” speech. We wouldn’t be surprised if Tuesday’s results would be a lot different than our Kneepad Liberals in the Press are predicting.

image009Therefore, The Blower won’t make political endorsements, either for candidates or issues. We’re doing our job. Now it’s time for you to get off your fat couch-potato asses and do yours.

image009Remember the prophetic words of Jesse “The Body” Ventura: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to someone even dumber than you are.”

image009image009Also try to remember what those Loony Libertarians always say: A vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil. People who don’t stand for something will fall for anything. No matter the outcome, you should never vote for a candidate you don’t believe in.

image009The Biggest Loser of the 2022 Mid-Term Elections will, of course, be the Corrupt News Media, which The Blower has only been complaining about for the past thirty-two years. And regardless of the outcome of Tuesday’s ugliest election in modern history, Hurley the Historian predicts consequences for America are still foreboding. Thanks to The Dishonest D-RATS who lied and cheated for Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden* to win the 2020 Elections, the nation is now more than $31 Trillion in Debt, schools in the Forest Hills School District are still indoctrinating instead of educating, and the struggle for the soul of our once-great nation must continue.  

image009So with only “one” more day until Trump’s Mid-Term Elections, it’s just like what our Unlicensed Anderson Laureate submitted six years ago to the Whistleblower’s Weekly Limerick Contest:

          This year when the Elections are done
          I’ll be sad ’cause it ain’t been much fun
          D-RATS’ are still laughing and smirking
          Alex’s BS still isn’t working
          Why couldn’t he find someone like Lincoln to run?

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image015 Some political vote-frauding items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally vote-frauding subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. image003Here’s What Trump Said Last Night

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