TODAY IS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 04, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER SAYS ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENT JOKE BIDEN* WILL REALLY BE CRAPPING HIS PANTS OVER NEXT TUESDAY’S D-RAT ELECTION LOSSES
Elections Rejections
This week, everybody who could hardly wait for Tuesday’s election to be over so the D-RATS’ Orchestrated Post-Election Chaos could officially begin, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Card-Carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who wonders why we’re still watching a “Moving Coup” in progress by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, The Radical Media Establishment, and the Dishonest D-RAT Party.
Gary wins an Official Whistleblower 2022 “E-Day +” Campaign Counter, a commemorative “Save Us, Alex” bumper sticker, and backstage passes for Trump’s Finally Rally For Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead in Anderson Township/. His Winning Entry Is:
This year when the Elections are done
We won’t yet be having much fun.
Though Joke Biden* won’t yet be out
Cheating Liberals will still pout
‘Cause our fun will not yet have begun
Tomas de Torquemada
This year when the Elections are done
“We the people” will once again stun
The three pillars of lies, violence, and evil
As we undertake our American retrieval.
Damn, what an immense amount of fun!
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):
This year when the Elections are done
I’ll be sad ’cause it’s been so much fun
Tim Burka’s laughing and smirking
Alex’s BS still isn’t working
Why couldn’t he find someone like Lincoln to run?
Finally, Perturbed In Park Hills Says
This year when the Elections are done
The confusion will have just begun.
“C’mon, man!” will refuse to concede,
No matter how yuge the Trumpster’s lead.
The rent-a-rioters, out in force,
Will try to alter history’s course.
On trains and highways, airports and ‘hood,
Well-paid socialists, up to no good,
Will stage their “mostly peaceful protests.”
As far as they can without arrests.
Pot-banging, lawn-crashing, and soup cans
Are just the leading edge of their plans.
“Sunrise,” “Shut Down D.C.,” BLM,
Will try to foment widespread mayhem.
Soros’ Scumbags are plotting a coup
To turn the entire country blue.
Will “Stonewall Wray” at the FBI
Send these silver spoon spoiled brats bye-bye?
If not, it’s up to us to defend
The Nation the Founding Fathers penned.
And Now From Our Mad Rhymer
This year when the Elections are done
The revolution has just begun.
A Red Wave is now gathering steam
To put an end to the Commie dream.
Everywhere D-RATS, dropping like flies,
Are no longer able to disguise
Their contempt for the Home of the Free
As they “rule” by illegal decree.
But who are our patriots in arms?
They’re just parents who sound the alarms.
CRT jolted them to action
When vaxx mandates couldn’t gain traction.
They’ve given up on RINO traitors;
They’ve seen through Red Chinese dictators.
It’s now one minute until midnight:
Is it too late to make our ship right?
Is the Deep State too deeply entrenched,
With their iron fists thoroughly clenched?
To Make America Great Again
We need a Deep Patriot Bullpen.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“This year on Veterans Day”
Did you ever think Ohio’s Delusional RINO EX-Governor John Kasich had Delusions of Grandeur?
Today’s Whistleblower Video
(Even More Relevant Today Than It Was In 2016)