Daily Archives: January 23, 2021

“Conservative Agenda Update” Edition



That’s Why We’re Still Staying Around

image005The Whistleblower Newswire came out of retirement twenty-nine years ago on the day after Election Day in 1992 following our decision to suspend publication a year earlier.

Hurley the Historian says we had to return. November 5, 1991 Edition # 75 of the original Whistleblower print edition was supposed to be our final edition. But after witnessing an endless barrage of biased reporting and the unmitigated mess the news media made of Campaign ’92, the results of that year’s elections were not all that surprising.

Voters in ’92, 95% of whom learned all they knew by watching daily distortions on local and national TV newscasts, sent to the White House, a draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar whom The Blower predicted would surely drag this nation down to the level of Arkansas.

America got a leader it truly deserved— more arrogant than JFK, fewer scruples than LBJ, and rivaling the Carter-Mondale administration for sheer stupidity.

Not that all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Then-Positively-Worst-President-in-History In The White House—Twice, and in 2020 Gave Obama a Third Term By Voting For Joke Biden, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, really give a big rat’s ass.

Let’s face it: After what we’ve just seen in 2020, if Republicans ever want to win another election, they’d better learn how to cheat like Dishonest D-RATS.

Back in ’92, The Blower only planned to stay around for a short time. But today, even after 10,585 straight days of penetrating reporting, scathing commentary, and shining the light of truth on liars and deceivers, our local Kneepad Liberals in the Press (especially the Idiotorial Board of Feckless Fishwrap who still haven’t rescinded their 2016 Endorsement of “Crooked Hillary”) still don’t get it. Their coverage of Indecision 2020 became even more lazy, stupid, and dishonest. “Media Watchdogs, indeed!” They were full-fledged members of the now totally discredited Collusion and Corruption Conspiracy.

Today the U.S. Debt Clock is more than $27 trillion, and Congress better start thinking about trying to correct the unholy mess Obama and his Leftist Activists in the Press have made of the country during the past twelve years. Members of the Conservative Agenda has begun analyzing results of Indecision 2020. Will The Blower be gloating about the number of our predictions that came true? You bet! As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the tri-state, our readers have every right to expect nothing less. 

image009Voters hereabouts casting their ballots have obviously not yet learned what those Loony Libertarians always say, that “a vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil,” and people who don’t stand for something will fall for anything, because no matter the outcome, you should never ever vote for a candidate you don’t really know or believe in, and you should never vote for a feel good tax increase until you’ve figured how much it will cost you, on top of what you’re already paying.  Is it any wonder that  Ron Rasmussen reports that we are being subjected to the greatest political scandal in the History Of The World, Parts One, Two, Three & Four. Thanks in no small part to Prostitutes in the Press. 

It looks like we’ve all been committed to Biden*s Bedlam, a Leftist, RINO, Ignorant & Brainwashed Fool’s Paradise.

Left-wing lunatics always predict The Whistleblower will cease to exist after Election Day, and once again this year, that prophecy did not come true. Our Quote for Today Committee says according to Mark Twain, “Reports of our death have been greatly exaggerated,” and as Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane told Political Insiders at today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda at Chick-Fil-A, now it looks as if we get to have to stick around for just a little while longer.

You have only yourselves to blame.

We’re going to do it until they get it right.

image011So perhaps it’s time once again for Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto (Let’s all say it together):
Because wherever there’s corruption, we’ll be there.
Wherever there’s injustice, we’ll be there.
And wherever there’s a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we’ll be there too…holding the little guy down. And that goes double for RINOs.

image015Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially lazy, stupid, and dishonest members of the news media.

image011The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade against Political Correctness and the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because America has just suffered an actual moving coup by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, Radical Media Establishment, and the Eternally Dishonest D-RAT Party. It’s amazing how terrified they still are of the Trumpster and his ideas to drain the swamp (establishment both D-RAT & RINOs) and take away their power and return it to the people.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working  On Joke Biden*s First 100 Days To Ruin America. Today Is Day Number Three, But It’s Only 1382 More Days Till Election Day On November 5, 2024. It’s Only 101 More Days Till The 2021 Ohio Primary on May 7, and 2022 Mid-Term Elections Are Only 654 More Days away. That means Rob “Fighting For The Swamp” Portman needs to figure out whose side he’s on.



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