Official “Drinking The Mask-er Aid” E-dition

TODAY IS
SUNDAY,DECEMBER 20, 2020
TRUMP’S 1430th DAY IN OFFICE
AND HERE’S TONIGHT’S VIRUS UPDATE
Vol. XVI   Moloch, Larry and Curly, Pt.  I

My Dear Friends and Benefactors,

Sig heil!

The good news for our authentic, sustainable community of believers just keeps on rolling in!  I am pleased to report that we have been invited to witness, via Zoom, a Wiccan ceremony to the Great God Moloch, the Canaanite God of Child Sacrifice, in order to get us pumped up for our social media snitching assignment!  And on the Eve of the Wiccan Sabbat of Yule, no less!  Thank the gods!

In case you are not able to access the Zoom link, I’ve provided you with the first part of an explanatory transcript I have received in advance, courtesy of Master Comrade Soros.  However, Our Esteemed Master will not be facilitating this ceremony; he will merely be one of the participants.  This rite will be performed by High Priest and Priestess Bill and Melinda Gates, taking a well-deserved break from their role as international population-reduction vaccine philanthropists in order to renew their communion with the Circle of Life.

In this first part of the presentation, you will note that some unique implements have been gathered for this ritual:

  • An “Athame”: a black-handled knife or sword;
  • An altar, which must contain the following:
    • A bowl of salt, representing the element earth, which the masses must pound;
    • Incense, representing the element air, as well as the smoke part of the smoke and mirrors of our scam-demic;
    • Two candles, representing the goddess Thunberg and god Moloch (small bronze statues may be substituted);
    • A bowl of water, representing the element water;
    • A bell, which is rung to audibly mark sections of the rite;
    • A pentagram engraved on a disk, representing the Deep State;
    • A chalice or goblet and perhaps a libation bowl to hold a drink;
    • A cauldron, for mixing herbs and essences, and for boiling frogs.
    • A wand to cast the circle (the sword may also be used);
    • A circle, 9 feet in diameter, formed with a row of small rocks;
    • Four candles just outside the circle, at the four cardinal directions.

Once the tools have been readied, the ceremony will begin.  High Priest Bill will walk around the circle, lighting the candles while leaving a trail of salt and anaphylactic vaccine injuries.  In each cardinal direction he will recite the invocation: “Blessing upon the creatures and spirits of Davos.”  He will then walk around the circle three times, while saying,

“I conjure thee, O Circle of Power, that thou be a meeting place of endless profit and control of information; a shield against all contradiction of the narrative; a boundary between the super-rich and the lowly realms of the worker bees; a rampart and protection that shall preserve and contain the power that we shall raise within thee.”

High Priest Bill will then hold the athame high above the chalice, blade downward, and speak the following words, afterwards joined by High Priestess Melinda, who, up to this point, has been silently invoking the ghost of Margaret Sanger:

High Priest: “As the athame is to the god Moloch,”

Both: “So all fruits of the Earth are fruits of your union, “Your Womb, your Dance, Lady and Lord. “  Come, join with us, feast with us, enjoy with us.”

High Priestess: “So the chalice is to the green goddess Thunberg.”

High Priest: “Let us put aside the weeds, insects and recycled sewage of the peons, and kill the fatted calf!”

Both (as the priest lowers the athame into the chalice): “And together, they bring blessed sustainability and mass sterilization!”

Then the High Priest and Priestess will intone together the Wiccan Rede:

“Bide within our Health Passport ye must,
Without carbon footprint, in perfect trust,

Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill:
One rule for thee, another rule for me.

Virus droplets sent forth come back to thee,
So ever mind the Rule of Three:

Lockdowns, masks and social distance
Are the new rules for your existence!

Follow this with mind and heart,
And safe ye meet and safe ye part.”

Next week, we will distribute a transcript of the second part of this riveting ceremony.  My snitch juices (along with a few other things) have already been aroused!  Seig heil!

I, your most humble Supreme (but in no sense as supreme as our Supreme Master) Pastor, salute your integrity, authenticity and intersectionality!

 

Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,

 

(Rev.) Jim Jones

Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter

Little St. James Island