Official “Drinking The Mask-er Aid” E-dition

DECEMBER 06, 2020

My Dear Friends and Benefactors,

Sig heil!

I see that I must offer you some reassuring words, since many of you have told me that you are on the verge of succumbing to the mass delusional psychosis being promoted in America (and the once-Christian West) by our International Communist overlords and their all-powerful network.

Has our isolation on this comfortable little island caused you to forget that we will be the beneficiaries, not the victims, of the “Great Reset”?  Have you forgotten that all this Fauci/media/politician/public health stooge fear mongering, these nonsensical and beyond ridiculous lockdowns, these irrational mask mandates are not for us?  Have you forgotten one of our basic socialist principles: one set of rules for the peons, the capitalists, the Christians, the bourgeoisie, the Republicans – and another set of rules for us?

Well, you may consider this a booster shot, as it were: a vaccine against our own propaganda!  Don’t concern yourselves with the fact that Americans are turning on each other, like good little snitches, to report mask and lockdown violations.  Don’t get caught up in the hysterical fear we are promoting.  Let these pitiful Americans viciously police themselves, as they plummet from the vain heights of their proud materialism into the pit of despair and fear – the fear of dying from a mild form of the flu!  In fact, sit back and enjoy it!  Did you ever think that once-proud America could consider fear a virtue?  They are getting what they deserve!

(And by the way, for those Americans who haven’t succumbed to our propaganda, we have a deadly vaccine waiting for them…)

That reminds me: some of you have also become anxious over an article on the World Economic Forum website encouraging the peons to consume weeds, insect-based foods, and drinks with ingredients reclaimed from sewage – in order to reduce global greenhouse emissions.  Once again, I remind you that these measures are not for us, the loyal and faithful servants of our overlords, who will continue to condition the masses mercilessly to achieve all the behavioral changes they decree.

So while the contemptible worker bees subsist on a diet of tree bark, roots, weeds, insects and sewage, we shall continue to feast on our usual delectable cuisine!

In fact, just to reinforce your confidence, I will be having a cookout tonight, at my cabana suite, with inch-thick sirloin steaks amidst a 4-course meal:

  1. A stew of sea scallops, shrimp, lobster and black cod in a cream sauce, baked in a terrine covered with a puff pastry;
  2. A veg medley of asparagus, carrots, brussels sprouts and wax beans, and a “brace of American birds,” duck and pheasant;
  3. Sirloin steak;
  4. A cinnamon apple sponge cake for dessert, topped with buttermilk whipped cream.

And all washed down with the choicest California wines! 

Bon Appetit!

I, your most humble Supreme (but in no sense as supreme as our Supreme Master) Pastor, salute your integrity, authenticity and intersectionality!


Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,


(Rev.) Jim Jones

Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter

Little St. James Island