WEDNESDAY, MAY 31, 2017
Brought To You By The Letter “D”
Recently in our “Devolving Democracy” Edition, we said it was just like “Dumbing Down.” Often we’ve told you how Obama’s Plan To Ruin America was to “Divide, Distract, and Deceive.”
Maybe that’s why whenever The Blower uses the word “DemocRAT,” it’s usually preceded by another “D-Word,” for alliteration (a literary effect achieved by consecutive words that begin with the same consonant, in case all you SCPS graduates were absent that day).
And today, with word that the White House is preparing for Total War with the “Fake News” Media by preparing an aggressive operation to Dispute, Discredit, and Defeat press misinformation, here are a few other D-words that come to mind whenever The Blower, as the Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda, thinks about the five members of the “Destroy Trump Alliance” (The Destroy Trump Media, Disingenuous DemocRATS, The Deep State, Never Trumpers, and Establishment Republicans).
Other “D-Words” Often Used In The Blower
(Look them up in your Funken Wagnalls if you don’t know what they mean)
Dishonest, dildo, dalliance, dastardly, dazed, debacle, debased, debauchery, decadent, defective, defensive, deficient, defect, deflect, deflower, deformed, defraud, degenerate, degrade, deign, delete, deleterious, derelict, delinquent, demagogue, demean, demented, demerit, demolish, demonic, demoralize, demote, demount, denounce, depend, deplete, deplorable, depose, depraved, depressing, deprive, derail, deride, derogatory, descent, desecrate, desert, desecrate, desensitize, desire, desperate, despicable, deteriorate, detest, detract, devalue, devastate, deviate, devoid, devour, diabolic, diaphragm, diatribe, dictate, diddle, digress, dilatory, dim, diminish, dimwitted, dire, dirty, dis, disappointment, disapproval, disarray, disaster, disbar, disbelieve, disclaim, disclose, discombobulate, discomfort, discommend, discompose, disconnect, disconsolate, discord, discourage, discourteous, discrepancy, discreditable, disease, disenchant, disestablish, dysfunction, disgrace, disgruntle, disguise, disgust, dishonest, disillusion, disingenuous, disloyal, dismal, dismay, disorderly, disorganized, disparity, displace, dispute, disquiet, disrepair, disrespect, disrepute, disrobe, disrupt, dis-satisfactory, disseminate, dissent, disservice, dissident, distain, distasteful, distress, distort, disturbed, disunite, dither, divert, divisive, document, dodge, doleful, DNA, donation, double-dealing, double-crossing, double-faced, doubt, douche, downcast, downfall, downgrade, downhill, dredge, dreg, dress, dribble, drool, dumb-ass, duplicity, duress, and, of course, dickhead.
Obviously, this isn’t a complete list. If you think of any we’ve missed, please let us know.
And Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka, looking forward to next year’s Mayoral Elections in Cincinnati, who still says, “Only I can control The Republicans.” 
